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frippism
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Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:01 | ||
http://notdavemurray.com/
this is great- it's the website for Estradasphere's drummer Dave Murray and it's really funny- check out the Youtube comments!
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:02 | ||
"How much wood would a wood chuck be able to chuck if he was in a wheelchair and unable to get government assisstance?" |
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frippism
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Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:05 | ||
that last one is pretty much the ultimate slogan for Socialists! I think I'll start with how the flying f**k did they start as a Free jazz-esque avant rock band and turn into an art pop woodwind marching band in about a year. I'm still baffled from that.
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:08 | ||
That website is hilarious- i cant look at youtube sadly ha
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HolyMoly
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:08 | ||
I just joined the Gladiator game. Lord help me.
I played D&D briefly back in the day, but never that seriously, and we almost always cheated (starting out the game with ultra-powerful characters instead of building them up from scratch - they always died too quickly otherwise).
Edited by HolyMoly - July 06 2012 at 09:11 |
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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HolyMoly
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:11 | ||
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:11 | ||
What's really funny is that I'm not a Socialist I was just thinking of something randomly funny.
That's a good question to ask them though- Cause I want to know how they did that as well.
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frippism
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 27 2010 Location: Tel Aviv Status: Offline Points: 4160 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:17 | ||
I wouldn't consider myself I Socialist either, but my economic "ideology" I guess is currently more left-leaning than right-leaning.
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:21 | ||
I'm neither. Both sides suck. Why is everything left or right? Why can't there be 3 dimensions to ideologies?
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:21 | ||
We can call ourselves the "3rd Dimensional Ideologists"
Maybe we can even start a war. The first place I vote that we takeover is New Jersey.
Edited by Smurph - July 06 2012 at 09:24 |
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frippism
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Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:25 | ||
^ I agree 100%. I'd usually all myself a center extremist. But it's a bit of a problem when people don't know what you mean by that. Each economic policy and its time and place, IMO.
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frippism
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 27 2010 Location: Tel Aviv Status: Offline Points: 4160 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:25 | ||
can't we nuke it?
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desistindo
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 02 2010 Status: Offline Points: 4321 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:27 | ||
Nice:
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Who watches the watcher of the skies?
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:33 | ||
Well, we would be I'm going to model our war strategy off the Vikings and they mostly "Pillage and Rape." It's hard to rape bodies that are reduced to dust.
How about we flip a coin? Heads we nuke, tails we conquer?
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frippism
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 27 2010 Location: Tel Aviv Status: Offline Points: 4160 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:42 | ||
hmmmm Pillage and Rape does sound tempting... But then again, we might contract diseases from all the chemicals dumped in the Meadowlands....
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Horizons
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 20 2011 Location: Somewhere Else Status: Offline Points: 16952 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 09:52 | ||
I enjoy all of Fiona Apple's work. Ok..
Tidal is her best so far though.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 10:00 | ||
That's what i'm trying to do. Diseases are the best way to lose weight.
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frippism
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 27 2010 Location: Tel Aviv Status: Offline Points: 4160 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 10:01 | ||
^ I like your thinking. Solve obesity!
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Horizons
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 20 2011 Location: Somewhere Else Status: Offline Points: 16952 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 10:03 | ||
Dragons explore disease within trances of odors and fitness.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Smurph
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: July 06 2012 at 10:05 | ||
Beautiful people make me feel weird and it is harder for me to appreciate stuff when their image is all over it and their image is gorgeous.
Man, I'm so judgemental I pick on people for being pretty. I like to hold beautiful people to higher standards because everything in their life comes more easily.
Still, she is pretty awesome... just dang it I cant continue to sit down and listen to her without thinking that she thinks she's better than me because she's beautiful.
Haha- Damn i have issues. Edited by Smurph - July 06 2012 at 10:06 |
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