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June

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Posted: June 01 2011 at 21:10

CCVP wrote:

Alitare wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.

HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz.

I hope you realize there are exactly none women in this thread.

Wrong.

But I only lurk for the giggles. Wink

CPicard

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 06:43

June wrote:

CCVP wrote:

Alitare wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.

HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz.

I hope you realize there are exactly none women in this thread.

Wrong.

But I only lurk for the giggles. Wink

Ah, the cruelty of women: we are nothing but desperate souls, lost in an ocean of loneliness and rejection, and still some of them come and laugh at us! Cry

....

Oh, wait, I don't care, I date guys!

June

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 06:51

CPicard wrote:

Wrong.

But I only lurk for the giggles. Wink

Ah, the cruelty of women: we are nothing but desperate souls, lost in an ocean of loneliness and rejection, and still some of them come and laugh at us! Cry

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Don't pretend that you didn't giggle reading the last few pages Tongue

CPicard

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 06:57

Hell, no, I share the misery and pain of my fellow - no, wait, no one will believe me. Okay, I confess having had some giggles and laughings through this thread.

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 08:26

June wrote:

CPicard wrote:

Wrong.

But I only lurk for the giggles. Wink

Ah, the cruelty of women: we are nothing but desperate souls, lost in an ocean of loneliness and rejection, and still some of them come and laugh at us! Cry

Don't pretend that you didn't giggle reading the last few pages Tongue

Can't believe this thread

.... Hadn't noticed it before

...

Things haven't changed on PA, my dear June!!!

This place is still filled with self-confessed losers when it comes to women!!!!! They just don't get it, do they?? !!!!... I did participate in those threads way back when PA was still in its infancy... Not that I'm some kind of don Juan or Casanova, either!

I told most guys that if they beat themselves down into believing they were losers, they'd end up being one!!

it doesn't take that much really!! either way, when you're thinking about it, really!!!

GUYS!!!!

If you tell a woman that you're a great guy and a great lover, she's not likely to believe you, especially if you tell them rather than being one

. But if you're telling them that you're a loser and a semi-virgin, she will believe you!!!

So stop beating yourselves down, for f**k's sake (especially for f**k's sake

If you're confident in yourself, that you're a nice guy and not being a women's idea of a sexual catastrophe, things will go down much smoother. They've got a very sensible radar for detecting losers, and if you don't have a good feeling about yourself, how can you expect them to feel good about you???

Forget finding women that like prog (i've had most of them

, not that many of them

... and not always a good sexual coup either

)..... just find one that's not a bitch... if you two really connect, she's likely to connect (or at least try to...) with your music (unless you're in extremes).... I've changed many women's taste in musicin my days.... they've not become progheads, but they've started listening to better music.... and when that starts to seep in their habits, they tend to move away from the usual crap they listyen to... Ok, not that they'll abandon Madona or Prince or Britney Spears completely, but there is significant improvement.... which in turn wilml mean significant improvements with your complicity with her

Soooooooooooooo, turn off your computers and get out there and start feeling like a million dollars

(and look like you're worth at least a few hundreds of them).... and go & get'em!!!!

Don't come home to your computer without one, though!!

Edited by Sean Trane - June 02 2011 at 08:29

let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword

CPicard

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 12:11

Just to say: Prince is better than Madonna who is better Britney Spears.

June

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Posted: June 02 2011 at 14:51

Sean Trane wrote:

Forget finding women that like prog (i've had most of them

, not that many of them

... and not always a good sexual coup either

Yeah, it's a desperation-dar, actually. We hate desperation.

But we hate even more guys who makes stupid and condescending generalisations about our music tastes... Dead

Negoba

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Posted: June 03 2011 at 16:31

I'm a financially secure, mostly laid back doctor who likes many kinds of music, loves children and most animals (except poodles). However I look like a janitor, i.e. I blend in like the wallpaper at an Opeth concert.

Happy to have found and caught one. Not letting my talons loose, thank you.

You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.

Alitare

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Posted: June 03 2011 at 17:47

I've never met a woman that didn't have bipolar disorder. I'm not making a generalization. I have never personally known (more than work acquaintances or whatever) a woman who didn't suffer from bipolar disorder - I mean in literal, psychologically analyzed terms. Every girl I've dated, my mother, grandmother, aunt, etc. Obviously this doesn't mean all women have bipolar disorder, but why me?

CPicard

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Posted: June 03 2011 at 20:05

Wait... You have dated your mother, your grandmother and your aunt??? Confused

Alitare

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Posted: June 03 2011 at 20:35

I'm that fly.

CPicard

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Posted: June 03 2011 at 20:52

I'm not surprised. Everything makes sense.

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Posted: July 06 2011 at 22:30

The T wrote:

Well, Llama and Equality met here... Clown

Not the first Prog Archives couple, and not the last surely. Heart

My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want!

Textbook

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 07:18

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Vompatti

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 07:23

Textbook wrote:

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Especially at the parapsychology section. Smile

Luna

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 10:35

Vompatti wrote:

Textbook wrote:

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Especially at the parapsychology section. Smile

Or the children's section Wink

Vompatti

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 10:37

SolarLuna96 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Textbook wrote:

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Especially at the parapsychology section. Smile

Or the children's section Wink

WTF I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE K Angry

(And I'm not particularly into "MILF"s either k)

Edited by Vompatti - July 12 2011 at 10:38

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 10:38

Vompatti wrote:

SolarLuna96 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Textbook wrote:

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Especially at the parapsychology section. Smile

Or the children's section Wink

WTF I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE K Angry

No but sometimes you act like a retarded child. Wink

Vompatti

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 10:39

harmonium.ro wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

SolarLuna96 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Textbook wrote:

Nobody ever believes me but you can pick up serious chicks at the library.

Especially at the parapsychology section. Smile

Or the children's section Wink

WTF I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE K Angry

No but sometimes you act like a retarded child. Wink

How did you know I drool? Shocked

Textbook

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Posted: July 12 2011 at 14:22

College girls at the library, ones who are a different race because they find that appealingly progressive. But you have to be young to do it, an older guy just seems creepy.