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Vompatti

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 06:05

Oh dear! Getting to Norway isn't that easy after all. Wacko

Evans

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 15:10

I guess if you go north until you reach the north pole, and then south from there, you should end up in norway.

'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..'

Neil

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 15:14

Evans wrote:

I guess if you go north until you reach the north pole, and then south from there, you should end up in norway.

If you go south from the North Pole you can go anywhere you want on the globe.

When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 15:28

Well, that's perfect, then!

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cuncuna

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 15:40

This is the only answer you all need:

¡Beware of the Bee!

Vompatti

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Posted: February 06 2008 at 17:31

Wow, that looks like a HUGE... Van de Graaff Generator.

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Posted: February 07 2008 at 12:44

You wouldn't get me standing within 20 feet of that.

When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Posted: February 07 2008 at 14:03

Meanwhile, imagine the situation if you have to give a class about Van der Graaf generators and you can't because all the female (and 10% of male) students passing over you to reach the generator...

¡Beware of the Bee!

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Posted: February 07 2008 at 17:32

cuncuna wrote:

Meanwhile, imagine the situation if you have to give a class about Van der Graaf generators and you can't because all the female (and 10% of male) students passing over you to reach the generator...

Very good

When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Posted: February 07 2008 at 18:04

To whom it might concern: I'm not currently aware of how much of the female population is considered as "not interested in the Van der graaff generator". The joke above is not intended to be an excluding one; I just don't have the numbers. If sent, I'll inmediately correct the joke in order to fully represent all sexual options equaly, and make a fool out of all of us as brothers.

With love: cuncuna.

¡Beware of the Bee!

Vompatti

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Posted: February 07 2008 at 18:54

It looks awesome to me, and I'm not even gay. Clap

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 13:42

Cuncuna, is there something wrong with my left ear? Sometimes it goes "Bang!" but I hear OK both before and after the "Bang!" It's sort of like on a saxophone or a flute or something when you put your finger on a hole and then take it off, except that my ear does it without the finger. Have I got some sort of a mortal ear disease or what?

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 18:33

Vompatti wrote:

Cuncuna, is there something wrong with my left ear? Sometimes it goes "Bang!" but I hear OK both before and after the "Bang!" It's sort of like on a saxophone or a flute or something when you put your finger on a hole and then take it off, except that my ear does it without the finger. Have I got some sort of a mortal ear disease or what?

yes, I suggest looking into wombat-sized coffins immediately! LOL

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 19:30

tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

Could it be because you haven't really started yet? Pinch

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 19:41

Vompatti wrote:

tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

Could it be because you haven't really started yet? Pinch

So, you poo at the computer, leave the lady to clean up, or do you chronically poo so much you bring a notebook computer into the toilet?

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 21:34

HughesJB4 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

Could it be because you haven't really started yet? Pinch

So, you poo at the computer, leave the lady to clean up, or do you chronically poo so much you bring a notebook computer into the toilet?

It's not just poo that comes out... Ouch

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 22:01

tardis wrote:

HughesJB4 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

Could it be because you haven't really started yet? Pinch

So, you poo at the computer, leave the lady to clean up, or do you chronically poo so much you bring a notebook computer into the toilet?

It's not just poo that comes out... Ouch

Quick Cuncuna, help the man out, otherwise his going to have a sh*t time

tardis

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Posted: February 10 2008 at 22:23

HughesJB4 wrote:

tardis wrote:

HughesJB4 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why can't I stop sh*tting?

Could it be because you haven't really started yet? Pinch

So, you poo at the computer, leave the lady to clean up, or do you chronically poo so much you bring a notebook computer into the toilet?

It's not just poo that comes out... Ouch

Quick Cuncuna, help the man out, otherwise his going to have a sh*t time

Too late! I made a mess... Dead

Vompatti

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Posted: February 11 2008 at 04:54

Eww! I don't wanna be your friend no more, you sh*tty person.

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Posted: February 11 2008 at 07:03

Vompatti wrote:

Eww! I don't wanna be your friend no more, you sh*tty person.

I was thinking about putting another poo related joke, but I think it will start to become cliche in this thread

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