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A Person
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 23:59 |
"Here's a tip for girls if you ever find yourself having to take a piss
in Gatorade bottles: Don't pee with the bottle pressed directly on your
hoo-ha, because you might think that this will ensure no leakage and
accidental spilling, it actually prevents the pee from coming out
because of air pressure. Then if you try to depressurize it, this
horribly embarrassing farting sound will emerge from the Gatorade
bottle."
I'm glad this is the first post on the page.
Edited by A Person - August 01 2010 at 00:00
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KoS
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:00 |
Mia is f**king awesome.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:00 |
I would gladly help her take over the world unscrewing stuff.
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NecronCommander
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:02 |
I would too, honestly.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:03 |
Can you THINK of a better dictator? Or even a non-dictating politician?
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:04 |
I'm not saying anything.
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NecronCommander
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:04 |
You just did.
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NecronCommander
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:04 |
I wonder if she collects the screws she takes.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:07 |
NecronCommander wrote:
I wonder if she collects the screws she takes. |
Oh hey, another fetish of mine.
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:09 |
F*ck this, Im gunna do it tomorrow. too much of a lazy mood to do any work
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:10 |
Good man.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:10 |
And you're lucky, we're still talking about fetishes!
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:10 |
Well it would good to get it down sooner than later but lol when does that ever happen? Why did I even bother? Might as well do it the day its due like always
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stonebeard
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:11 |
I wish she'd screw me.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:11 |
wrote:
I wish she'd screw me.
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A Person
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:11 |
I think I might have to go back to Cowboy Bebop until all the sickos have got off, if you know what I mean.
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:12 |
CinemaZebra wrote:
wrote:
I wish she'd screw me.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:13 |
A Person wrote:
I think I might have to go back to Cowboy Bebop until all the sickos have got off, if you know what I mean.
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What episode next?
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:14 |
JJLehto wrote:
Well it would good to get it down sooner than later but lol when does that ever happen? Why did I even bother? Might as well do it the day its due like always
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Besides, you still don't know what Micophilia I have, which is of course far more important.
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A Person
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Posted: August 01 2010 at 00:14 |
10 is next.
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