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The movie 'In America' is so stupid - why would someone pay a fortune just to win an ET doll? Irish? You bet!
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

But if you spell Tool backwards, you get loot.




Erm...that was the whole (flimsy) joke David  Confused
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Aren't we starting to seeth a little bit more than the soup?
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Points: 65505 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 07 2010 at 18:35
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

But if you spell Tool backwards, you get loot.
Erm...that was the whole (flimsy) joke David  Confused


oh, now I feel terrible
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Litter bins should be put into litter bins when considered litter.
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He's from Utica.
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The fun facts for today: the
oldest known surviving bridge is old.
Trick or treat is something people say on halloween.
In the movie Shrek, there is dialogue.
The insect with the most legs is not an arachnid.
Book is a word. 
 
So, did you find the hidden message within the text? 
 
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Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST WON $1000
You just have to click on this link to claim your new fortune.
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The fun facts for today: the
oldest known surviving bridge is old.
Trick or treat is something people say on halloween.
In the movie Shrek, there is dialogue.
The insect with the most legs is not an arachnid.
Book is a word. 
 
 
New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
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There's no one cleaner than Mildred Fleener. 
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All in favour of switching the places of G and H say I. All who oppose can blame J.K.
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I also thought that when we take our clothes off we should have painted other clothes underneath.
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Wenn: All else fails.
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If you're not convinced your refrigerator light really does go out when you close the door, drill a hole sufficiently large enough to 'peep' through just to make sure.
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These coloured staples can also go in the juicer.
 
mmmmmmmmm.....................Paperwork never tasted so sedge.
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Chicks have the weirdest food cravings when they're pregnant, but they're still practical while they're at it:
those that eat soap can save money on toilet paper.
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Gnosis is a process where it spontaneously sleets out of your left buttock.
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They called it "parenthetical pizza", but we were unswayed.  
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Arches are deceptive.
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It would be rug.

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They told me to piss on this third degree burn to sooth the pain. Three weeks, and 17 gallons of piss later, I'm burnt and smell of piddle.
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