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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 22:26
Ken had grown weary of Barbie's  sea-food fetish and suspected she may have engineered this relapse for her own disingenuous ends. Anyway he figured, even the cops wouldn't breathalyze a corpse for traces of lighter fuel would they?
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Can you call me a drink, I've had to much to cab!
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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-I've never been thrown out a restaurant for having too much to eat -(Danny Bhoy)
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The original home of the Pickled Sigmoid Colon.
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Sell me a sea and you will see if I eat grapes again.
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2010 at 03:18
What if your indigestion is caused by indigestion tablets?
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The Nesbits were known for two things: birch beer and synthetic plaid.
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Rab C saw the sea and see me?, I love the sea me.
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Bearded Pete came in with a sacrificed mole and the rest of the orchestra followed.
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Please remove this foot. It aches of youth.
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Were people 'portrait shy' before cameras?
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i am going to put a muzzle on that dog!
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Strange, as I thought the enter key was used to place a reversed L?
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You know, in a certain light Patti Smith bears an uncanny resemblance to Buster Keaton with tits.
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When there's an upside-down exclamation mark at the start and an upright exclamation mark at the end (or vice versa), you know it's gonna be one hell of a party!



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Just imagine how the convoluted history of popular music would have been turned upside down had that unwashed heavy rock biker gang called themselves Beige Oyster Cult.
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I like it when it snows bits of pickled herring. It reminds me of my youth, a time of flowery groves.
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Like an egret. 
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If you play Tool backwards they still get royalties (alas)
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But if you spell Tool backwards, you get loot.
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