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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 17:55 |
VOMPS I WILL NOT DATE U K q.m.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 17:57 |
I could teach you Finnish . . . and a few other things as well, if you know what I mean.
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 18:04 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 18:06 |
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 18:20 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 18:23 |
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 19:09 |
Single man looking for millionaire supemodel with a progressive metal disc collection.
Edited by CCVP - May 30 2011 at 19:15
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 19:18 |
CCVP wrote:
Single man looking for millionaire supemodel with a progressive metal disc collection.
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I'm all yours! You never said female oh millionaire, supermodel, prog metal CD collection I have 1 of those, take a guess!
Edited by JJLehto - May 30 2011 at 19:19
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 19:24 |
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Alitare
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Location: New York
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Posted: May 30 2011 at 20:13 |
I have a bigger prog metal collection.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2011 at 02:52 |
I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.
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manofmystery
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Joined: January 26 2008
Location: PA, USA
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Posted: May 31 2011 at 08:07 |
A little about me:
- I'm 10 feet tall and made of fire
- On weekends I volunteer my time reading to the gorillas at the zoo
- All the voices in my head love you
- I ride a gold-plated robotic steed
- The fictional character God often call me for advice
So, come and get it ladies.
Edited by manofmystery - May 31 2011 at 08:08
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Time always wins.
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
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Posted: May 31 2011 at 16:05 |
manofmystery wrote:
A little about me:
- I'm 10 feet tall and made of fire
- On weekends I volunteer my time reading to the gorillas at the zoo
- All the voices in my head love you
- I ride a gold-plated robotic steed
- The fictional character God often call me for advice
So, come and get it ladies. |
How come being made of fire helps you with da ladies?
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Alitare
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Location: New York
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 00:53 |
He's made of SEXUAL fire...
Or no, just regular fire.
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Alitare
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 00:54 |
Vompatti wrote:
I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.
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HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 03:48 |
Alitare wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.
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HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz. |
I dunno k. Their compassion for me might lead them to comfort me, possibly in a semi-erotic way.
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CPicard
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Location: Lą, sui monti.
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 13:14 |
Vompatti wrote:
Alitare wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't. |
HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz. | I dunno k. Their compassion for me might lead them to comfort me, possibly in a semi-erotic way. |
If they offer you more prog-metal records, would you consider it as a "semi-erotic way" of comforting?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 13:21 |
No. Most likely I would consider it cold and emotionless.
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
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Points: 7971
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 17:01 |
Alitare wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I have a bigger . . . no, wait, I don't.
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HA! I win, I win, I win. I get all de womenz. |
I hope you realize there are exactly none women in this thread.
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colorofmoney91
Prog Reviewer
Joined: March 16 2008
Location: Biosphere
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Points: 22774
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Posted: June 01 2011 at 19:09 |
I'm a tall and moderately athletic jazz/classical guitarist who is about to enter graduate school at UNC and I usually listen to jazz fusion and prog electronic, with a few healthy doses of thrash and old-school hip-hop.
Women generally remove their clothes while in my company, and I generally approve of this.
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