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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Doctor, doctor, there's a finger in my nose!
 
Oh go and pick on somebody elseTongue
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What if it was another place than the nose?...
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Dr. Dingo, lately, when I cry, I cry ink instead of tears. Any idea why?
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Dr. Dingo, I'm depressed. Should I stop listening to depressing music? Or just buy more Zappa?
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Doctor, I am addicted to Last.fm.  What should I do?
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Doctor, doctor, my eyes and ears began to bleed after seeing the "Wolverine" movie! What can I do to heal my scars?
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Doctor, I can't find any Worcestershire Sauce in Italy. Send me one plz.
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5 patients are waiting DR. Dingo, and you aren't helping them!?

It's only a matter of time before somebody will sue you!Stern Smile
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The good Doctor is working constantly over the runup to Christmas helping the elderly and vulnerable members of the community (Like you guys on PA) but fear not, I will answer all your excellent questions very soon (if I'm still awake when I get home tonight)Sleepy
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I have a strange itch.Should I itch it?



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Every few hours after meals, I get a weird yearning feeling in my tummy. What is it?
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Originally posted by Conor Fynes Conor Fynes wrote:

Every few hours after meals, I get a weird yearning feeling in my tummy. What is it?



I'm no doctor but......have you seen Alien?



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Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

Originally posted by Conor Fynes Conor Fynes wrote:

Every few hours after meals, I get a weird yearning feeling in my tummy. What is it?



I'm no doctor but......have you seen Alien?
 
I was hoping to hear it was indigestion! Dead
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Originally posted by Conor Fynes Conor Fynes wrote:

Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

Originally posted by Conor Fynes Conor Fynes wrote:

Every few hours after meals, I get a weird yearning feeling in my tummy. What is it?



I'm no doctor but......have you seen Alien?
 
I was hoping to hear it was indigestion! Dead


I'm sure it's just indigestion but have you been visiting Alien planets lately?



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Dr Dingo, am I in love?
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Originally posted by birdwithteeth11 birdwithteeth11 wrote:

Dr. Dingo, lately, when I cry, I cry ink instead of tears. Any idea why?
 
Dear Bird,
 
This  is not a problem - if you're an octopus. Octopi have ink sacs as you well know, and sometimes they can secrete from the eyes. This is also not a problem if you're a squid or indeed a cuttlefish. If you don't want to cry so often, just listen to emotionless music. I recommend 95 per cent of the Dream Theater catalogue.
 
Yours in medicine, Dr D
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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

What if it was another place than the nose?...
 
 
The worst case I have ever experienced was when the finger was inserted, well, somewhere about 180 degrees south of the nose and in a relatively reverse position.
 
A quick-thinking paramedic arrived with a roll of fresh toilet paper, the patient voluntarily removed his finger and disaster was thus averted.
 
Yours in medicine, Dr D


Edited by el dingo - December 22 2009 at 13:31
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Originally posted by Any Colour You Like Any Colour You Like wrote:

Dr. Dingo, I'm depressed. Should I stop listening to depressing music? Or just buy more Zappa?
 
Oh my dear ACYL this is so simple to resolve. I recommend listening to the top money-grabbing pseudo Emo band that even "cool" Emokids reject - My Chemical Romance. I can personally recommend Welcome To The Black Parade.
 
You can then take in it's well-crafted production, exhilarating bounciness and annoying vocalist but still grow to love it despite itself. As I do.
 
Or failing that get some Beefheart to go with the Zappa.
 
 
Yours in medicine, Dr D
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Originally posted by gottagetintogetout gottagetintogetout wrote:

Doctor, I am addicted to Last.fm.  What should I do?
 
Chage your username to something I can type without nuking my keyboard.
 
Actually I can't answer this one properly 'cos I've never listened to Lastfm in my lifeEmbarrassedTongue
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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Doctor, doctor, my eyes and ears began to bleed after seeing the "Wolverine" movie! What can I do to heal my scars?
 
I can't help with the eyes CPicard but if you want to relieve your ears, edit out the quiet bits in Crack The Skye and play the rest at excessive volume. That way you'll bleed to death through your ears and scars will not have the opportunity to form due to the bloodrush.
 
Nothing to heal, nothing to worry aboutBig smile
 
Yours in medicine, Dr D
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