The hunt for the Dead Jester.

I´ll use my sword to hack you up into tiny little Scottish pieces, you the Village Idiot of Hamilton 

This is Fragile !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"

Well oota yer wae ya sleverin ol scalliwag and whlie I'm on here's a real sword.

PIECE OF CAKE !!!!!!!!!

Right Jester wherever you're skulking about at this time in the evening I'm off out to get absoloutely slaughtered(no play on words here Velvy)  with bevy with my motely crew of fine upstanding Scottish mongrels.All booze bags,all music lovers,all totally bonkers you'd like it here in Hamilton . The juke box is simply outrageously great ,just a wee sample of what is on it;Fish 'Faith Healer' Marillion 'Fugazi' Yes 'Roundabout.' Genesis 'I know what I like' Rush,'Closer to the Heart' Neil Young 'Hey Hey and Powderfinger' to name but a few, maybe I'll start a thread on this.But farewell ya mingy git have a gid nicht

Haha...me thinks fragile here is the type who falls all over the joint...talks jibberish..*which is most of the time anyway*...then collapses asleep ..*passed out* ......uch

I was out tae the local pub last night , i just get the munchies *hungry* when ive been drinking...

Sitting on a.............................

Glad to see your'e still around ya Velvet dunderheid still playing the Clown Still posting like the Gottenburg Village idiot

                                                              

Edited by Fragile