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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 17:24
Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:


Q:How do you know policemen are strong?
A: Because they can hold up traffic.


Are you calling Steve Winwood fat?


Wow, that's deep. What are you on tonight? LOL
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:05
he's on FIRE
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:55
A priest and a lawyer die and both go to Heaven. The Priest is given a small shack for his living quarters, and the lawyer receives a full-blown mansion. The priest receives a Toyota, and the lawyer receives a Porsche. One day the priest decides that he's had enough, and approaches a saint and says this.
"Listen, feller, I dedicated my life to God, and this is what I get in return?"
The saint replies, "Well we've never had a lawyer before...."
I guess I deleted half the joke by accident, I added it back now. And still, JUST AS BAD!

extension: QUESTION: What does a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?

Answer: They both have a 1 in 3 billion chance of becoming a human being.



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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:57
Scientific researchers have replaced field mice with lawyers for their experiments. There are two reasons for this: one is so that the scientists do not become attached to the subject, and secondly, there's some things even mice won't do.
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2007 at 02:13
He walked off a cliff.
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Points: 3252 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2007 at 02:34
Chinese dictionary:
 
 
small  horse:   Tai  ni  poni
Did you go to the beach:  Wai  yu  so  tan
Our  meeting  is  scheduled  for  next  week : Wai   yu  kum  nao
Hes  cleaning  his   automobile :  Wa shing  ka
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2007 at 20:33
Ok ok so there's these two guys hunting and one of the them is attacked by a bear and falls unconscious. The bear leaves, but the other hunter is distressed and doesn't know exactly what to do. He took out his cell phone and called 911.
"Emergency response, what's your emergency?"
"I think my friend is dead! I don't know what to do! I think he's dead!"
"Wow sir, come down, before you start worrying you need to make sure he's dead."
*Lone gunshot*
"Ok, now what?"
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 23 2007 at 05:58
How do you recognize a bad joke?
It's just like a good joke, except that it's not good.
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 24 2007 at 15:09
Why was he fat? 'Cause he was.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 24 2007 at 15:28
Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Why was he fat? 'Cause he was.
Bad one!Clap
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 30 2007 at 01:53
Originally posted by Shakespeare Shakespeare wrote:

Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Why was he fat? 'Cause he was.
Bad one!Clap


LOL
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2007 at 16:54
-Why was the Pie thread (the one with Pokemons) closed?
-I don't know.

-Why was The Quiet Game closed?
-Shhhhhhh.........
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Exit Signs eh!.....There on the way out!

Edited by daz2112 - September 19 2007 at 14:00
In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Points: 1321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:11
What's the friendliest school?

Hi School
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Points: 11682 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:15
Originally posted by Zitro Zitro wrote:

What's the friendliest school?

Hi School


Has to be one of the worst jokes ever. That was freakin amazing!
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:19
What is the most incapacitated school?

Er...

I can already tell this is going downhill...
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Points: 1321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:22
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any dog. A building can't jump.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:29
I've never seen a pug jump.
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Points: 259 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2007 at 19:36
Insert Chuck Norris joke here.
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Points: 7991 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2007 at 01:17
Shirley Temple goes into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you." 

Shirley Temple says, "Really, you have a drink named Shirley Temple?"
 
The bartender replies, "Yes. Yes we do."
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