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Points: 67443 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2007 at 12:04
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If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:


If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?


I'm afraid you're too late. I did that yesterday.
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2007 at 22:03
Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Why is masturbation a broken bridge?Why is sadness ephemeral?


Answer to question #1: there's only one way for you to find out...

Answer to question #2: because it is expensive.
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 08:04
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:


Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?
I'm afraid you're too late. I did that yesterday.


You control male orgasms all over the world?...
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Points: 67443 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 10:29
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:


Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?
I'm afraid you're too late. I did that yesterday.


You control male orgasms all over the world?...

I happen to know that he doesn't, because nobody controls mine. Approve
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 13:50
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:


Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:



If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?


Are you sure you want global male orgasm control?
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 13:53
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:


Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:


Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

If I learn to control male orgasm, will I be able to take over the world with orgasms (or has it already been done)?
I'm afraid you're too late. I did that yesterday.


You control male orgasms all over the world?...
I happen to know that he doesn't, because nobody controls mine. Approve


So, BROKEN BRIDGES for you also, huh?.

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Oh Cuncuna, why do the mighty persevere while the poor suffer?
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Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Oh Cuncuna, why do the mighty persevere while the poor suffer?


Oh, don't worry about that. The mighty gets justice in the end, all due to the efforts of the penis fairy. You see, if you are mighty, the penis fairy goes to your house while your sleeping and deploys a bigger penis under the pillow, etc.
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Cuncuna, why do we pick our noses? And what rhymes with orange?
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OH Great master cuncuna...ooh...LOL what follow after yakamamaka,..yekememeke,and

yikimimiki???
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Does biting my nails make me a cannibal, or would I have to bite someone else's nails?
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Points: 6419 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2007 at 08:37
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

OH Great master cuncuna...ooh...LOL what follow after yakamamaka,..yekememeke,and

yikimimiki???


Yükümümükü.
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2007 at 09:53
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

OH Great master cuncuna...ooh...LOL what follow after yakamamaka,..yekememeke,and


yikimimiki???


Right after that comes another sad attempt of joke...
... stop breaking bridges and perhaps you'll improve...   
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2007 at 09:55
Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

Cuncuna, why do we pick our noses? And what rhymes with orange?


1.- We pick them because they bellong to us. Lately, you can pick another one with the help of plastic surgery.

2.- POWER RANGERS.
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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2007 at 09:59
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Does biting my nails make me a cannibal, or would I have to bite someone else's nails?


Biting your nail makes you a nail eater. That's like an anorexic cannibal. Friend, you need help. If you bite someone else's nails... well, I don't know. If you are on that path, do try the following:

1.- Bite Snails.
2.- Bite Noses.
3.- Bite someone called Moses.
4.- Bite code morse.
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 10:42
Cuncuna, what is the source of your wisdom? Can it be marketed as a commodity?
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Points: 67443 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 10:44
Why are fat people hungry?
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 24 2007 at 23:33
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Why are fat people hungry?


They're not! They're sad...and eating makes them happy!
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Points: 193 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 25 2007 at 12:23

Cuncuna, where are the prog bands in Paraguay?
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