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There is distress caused by your existence. 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2020 at 18:12
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Multiple choice questions are only effective when:
a. there are no choices
b. there are no participants
c. multiple choices are utilized:
    i. in random order
    ii.  in random odor
    iii.  Tide pods
d. unicorns are involved
e. all or none of the above or any combination of the above except when:
    i. e = mc2
    ii. fake news
    iii.  huh?
    iv.  only iii is correct
    v. b, c, e are correct unless taken out of order, then only a, d and g are correct but only when carrying the 1 and adding in a multiplication factor of 2/3rds.
f. screw you guys, I'm going home.

Some other forms can be expected, but a delay is in order. 

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Toasted Bundt cake. 
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Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Multiple choice questions are only effective when:
a. there are no choices
b. there are no participants
c. multiple choices are utilized:
    i. in random order
    ii.  in random odor
    iii.  Tide pods
d. unicorns are involved
e. all or none of the above or any combination of the above except when:
    i. e = mc2
    ii. fake news
    iii.  huh?
    iv.  only iii is correct
    v. b, c, e are correct unless taken out of order, then only a, d and g are correct but only when carrying the 1 and adding in a multiplication factor of 2/3rds.
f. screw you guys, I'm going home.

Some other forms can be expected, but a delay is in order. 

You have a choice now...pick a or b:
a. continue 
b. <invalid response, please pick another>



Causalities of nature. 
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If there is no guitar in this ensemble, then I am walking away. 
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Always treat yourself to the good undies on your birthday. 
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Mashed potatoes never looked as stunning as that!

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Freedom gives me the munchies.

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The silent man is the one with the gun. 
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I've never been around this long before. Will the bulbs replace themselves? 
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One of the bottles is the wall. 
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Unsuccessful campaign slogans #81: "These are the finest steak knives known to man." 
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'Amok'. Can you use it in a sentence?
'He is laughing amok.'
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There is no body I find alluring. 
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The energy cells are erupting. 
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