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I hope he responds with an angry letter about the actual size of his penis.
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Blistered onions.
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There is a line that only telephone booths will cross.
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Allison had a Queensrÿche party after she discovered her sofa cushions were on fire.
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Get down and boogie on the grooming table!
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Giant weeds encased the fried zipper factory.
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If I ever get kidnapped by cannibals I'm going to be f**king pissed.
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Kick  the gobs.
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Numbed by antecedents.
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A dog turd turns white and stops stinking when it gets old.
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The local media outlets are reporting that the letter 'd' has been banned in all Muslim countries.
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Wondering about dark matter.
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Wondering about dark matter.
Seems like there ought to have been a Mythbusters episode.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

If I ever get kidnapped by cannibals I'm going to be f**king pissed.
You can eat onions and keep them at bay, but that actually ends up attracting Zombies.
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Stop the stock market!
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Using only hams, demonstrate how Hagel liked his motorways designed.
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I lived, I carved, I fellated.
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Her large ass was the only thing around for miles.
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Points: 7951 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2016 at 22:14
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


Her large ass was the only thing around for miles.
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The postman delivered my life sized sculpture of Chuck Woolery to the wrong house...again.
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