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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


A vestibule full of AIDS patients is to a coat of arms from Spain as two militant chipmunks are to:

a) laughing gas at the sundance film festival
b) a biotoxin
c) two pairs of stripy blue boxers, one with a button missing
d) large black licorice sticks
e) a dead hyena  

Quite obviously c .   You're not dealing with a bunch of chimps around here y'know.


Usually multiple choice only has four choices. He gave us five, so the answer is (e) a dead hyena.
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