The Intelligent People's Thread

 

Are bulls rare in Finland?

My 5 best characteristics:

1. I know how to discern a merlot from a cabernet sauvignon (reading what's written on the label, but still...)

2. My EQ is much lower than my IQ (that is: I may be lazy, but not dumb)

3. I prefer comic strips with a hard cover to those with a soft cover (this especially tells the educated people from the aneducated, ineducated, diseducated - um, which was it again...)

 

This tells about your hidden desires to become the next American president, and your fear of being billclintonized in a monicalewinskian way.

The cat symbolizes your desire to be cool (as in jazz cats...)

 

Are Westerns rare in finland?

2. I know how to reverberate my ears when my knee discovers stepwise sticky-note assignments pasted on the underside of a Platonic tool box in corner number five of the car parking facility.

3. I can ham with the submarines when heuristic subtleties of jocular algorithms cause intransigence of my contumacious clothes hamper.

4. My gastric zephyrs never cause nasal distress unless I'm on the verge of initiating diarrhea procedures.

5. I cause turbulence when my pocket-sized automobile atomizes ringed planetoids while diverging from the main sequence of stellar happiness.

 

Bonus attributes:

6. I like verbs.

7. I can pick up dog poop with one hand while handling a metadata conversion project involving fractional couches and belchbox interpretations in another hand and assembling 4-coded biluminous puzzle stamps with 14.5 perforation precision in another hand and initiating nasal mining procedures with my last hand.