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Vompatti

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:24

Lizzy wrote:

I was hoping it would be you avec monsieur Picard. Shocked

Oh.

JJLehto

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:25

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By the way Lizzy, Zebedee wants you on Tinychat but he's too shy to ask.

Oh, like you were too shy to ask a certain someone to enter TC? Tongue

I can at least ask girls this stuff over the internet.

Real life is a different beast sadly LOL

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:27

Vompatti wrote:

By the way Lizzy, Zebedee wants you on Tinychat but he's too shy to ask.

Oh, I love you guys, and I haven't even glided today. I can't at the moment, as I am a very dubious conductor and have to raise my hands so the channel would work, but Bayern keeps scoring. Angry

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 16:13

I'm looking for a programmable female cyborg.

Time always wins.

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 16:18

Something like this:

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 19:57

^ I'll take it.

Would've figured the Japanese would have a female cyborg ready for mass production by now, you know. It's a little disappointing.

Time always wins.

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 20:19

manofmystery wrote:

^ I'll take it.

Would've figured the Japanese would have a female cyborg ready for mass production by now, you know. It's a little disappointing.

Here ya go.

Just don't let any of them come in contact with giant white angels nailed to crosses. The results I hear can be devastating.

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 20:22

^ Was hoping they wouldn't be anime. I hate anime.

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Posted: October 20 2010 at 10:11

MikeDupont wrote:

The post is obviously partially a joke, but seriously, how many of you guys out there have always wondered where the female progers are? I realize there are plenty on this website, and plenty out there in the world, but its just so hard to fine them and when you do what are the odds your going to spark a relationship?

Well for all of you men and women reading this, now is your chance! Just write down your age, favorite genres, contact information (eg. skype or facebook) but only if you really want to. Where you live. Otherwise talk about anything you want. Wink

For me

Age: 18
Genres: all of them but particularly avant-garde and krautrock. Fusion too.
Skype: mikedupont1
Location: Wisconsin USA

Well I am even more ugly than John Merrick ( the Elephant Man ) so the only one one the planet who coulld tolerate my face during wild sex is my wife. But if anyone is nterested in a wild threesome contact me through progarchives.com

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Posted: October 21 2010 at 12:56

Lizzy wrote:

I was hoping it would be you avec monsieur Picard. Shocked

And somewhere on the planet, a young female prog fan is writing a disturbing slash fan-fiction about the torrid affair between Captain Picard and an atlantean wombat.

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Posted: October 22 2010 at 10:05

A prog girl that takes you for a ride in her Cougar playing King Crimson Lizard all day and asks you why you listen to electronic garbage like Rubycon is a little one sided I think.

A prog girl that stays in her room all day practicing Tarkus but allows society's version of what a woman is supposed to be overshadow her confidence has issues of a serious nature. Many of the great prog women have faced issues such as these during their time spent in Progressive Rock bands of the golden era. All about the fuss or grief over their gender.

The criminal activity or discrimination in the music business is directly tied into a scene from A League Of Their Own where the baseball scout refuses to pick the outstanding high ball hitter because she is not pretty. Something I experienced during the many decades of pressurized work in hiring female singers. Many of them were multi-talented but, again the "LOOK" of a beauty queen was no doubt what managers and agents had on the agenda. No doubt I fought for the cause and they had to hire female musicians that were maybe not so pretty. Again, no doubt there are fine Classical, Jazz, female musicians that still to this day, have to deal with bullcrap like this. The fact that they are more impeccable on an instrument then a man is hardly entered into on an intelligent level. I'm merely saying that if their gender is not taken seriously, what can you expect?

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Posted: October 22 2010 at 10:16

On the serious side of things but, something you might want to keep in mind when you bond with a prog girl who is a member of the Prog Dating Service.

Vompatti

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 16:18

I'm still waiting for someone to contact me. Sleepy

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 16:37

VOMPATTI IS A SPAMBOT BAN HIM

if you own a sodastream i hate you

Vompatti

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 16:40

Henry Plainview wrote:

VOMPATTI IS A SPAMBOT BAN HIM

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S POSTING THE SAME (SLIGHTLY DISRESPECTFUL) POST (IN ALL CAPS) IN SEVERAL THREADS K. Disapprove

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 16:41

Vompatti wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

VOMPATTI IS A SPAMBOT BAN HIM

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S POSTING THE SAME (SLIGHTLY DISRESPECTFUL) POST (IN ALL CAPS) IN SEVERAL THREADS K. Disapprove

I couldn't post at all for a little bit, I must have tripped PA's filter in my zeal to expose you.

Edited by Henry Plainview - May 30 2011 at 16:41

if you own a sodastream i hate you

Vompatti

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 16:43

Henry Plainview wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

VOMPATTI IS A SPAMBOT BAN HIM

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S POSTING THE SAME (SLIGHTLY DISRESPECTFUL) POST (IN ALL CAPS) IN SEVERAL THREADS K. Disapprove

I couldn't post at all for a little bit, I must have tripped PA's filter in my zeal to expose you.

As far as I know it's not against the rules to refresh a few threads when there's a public demand for them.

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 17:36

Oh, the irony: bumping this thread after the "prog: a men's genre" debacle Unhappy

Edited by June - May 30 2011 at 17:36

JJLehto

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 17:44

June wrote:

Oh, the irony: bumping this thread after the "prog: a men's genre" debacle Unhappy

ha I did not even look at that one!
Was it as lulzy and stupid as I imagine?

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Posted: May 30 2011 at 17:54

In case I didn't make it clear in my previous posts, you don't have to like prog to date me. In fact I'm willing to settle for an avant-jazz fan.

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