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el dingo wrote: Vompatti wrote: Please don't close yet! I need someone to dress this gaping wound in my soul!      "Well we heal your souls for peanuts and we heal your shops and houses... for just a little more

Peanuts? I thought it was $2,200?

Vompatti wrote: el dingo wrote: Vompatti wrote: Please don't close yet! I need someone to dress this gaping wound in my soul!      "Well we heal your souls for peanuts and we heal your shops and houses... for just a little more Peanuts? I thought it was $2,200?

DAY JOBS SUCK. I LIKE GLOCKENSPIELS. WANNA CHECK OUT MY GLOCK.

You fail at quoting.

el dingo wrote: Tin Of Hurri Curri wrote: Dear Dr. Dingo,   What is the key to living a happy, fulfilled life?  (Well, okay, I guess the answer to that would probably be, "Listening to prog, of course!"--but what else can I do in order to become happy and fulfilled?)   And what does Igor the accountant look like?   Sincerely, Tin Of Gloomy Curri   Dear GloomyCurry   The secret to fulfillment is to study hard, work hard, give all your taxes to the government, vote Tory/Republican/any right wing party of your choice, go to Church regularly, produce 2.4 children together with the right partner in the eyes of your parents, join the Freemasons, respect your betters, admire Vompatti's artwork, and always pay your utility bills on time.   Or of course you could, indeed should, enjoy yourself instead.   ps I personally add in lots of different musical genres - I find prog is best enjoyed with a side salad of indie, prog metal, classic punk/new wave, even a bit of hard rock sometimes (tho not that often these days - there's so much other great stuff around).

el dingo wrote: Slartibartfast wrote: Why don't your eyes fall out when you look down?     Mine do - don't yours?

Good answer.  You don't happen to read Ask Dr. Science?
He said
"Speak for yourself. I don't know how many times I've been in a restaurant and looked down at something, only to have one of my eyes fall into my coffee and the other roll under a table. Luckily, I can find them because I can see where they are. In fact, the primary reason for wearing contact lenses is to have them fall out instead of your eyes. Yes, having eyes in the head so high above the ground is dangerous. Yet animals with eyes in their feet or knees have somehow failed to survive. One advantage of having eyes in the head is that you can roll your eyes up high enough and check your brain for bandwidth, which we all know is essential to memory and proper downloading. Of course, it's rather dark in there so I recommend installing neon lighting. "


Edited by Slartibartfast - December 05 2009 at 11:22

Luca Pacchiarini wrote: Will the Canaries be promoted this year? And, most importantly, will Ipswich get relegated?

Notwithstanding the feigned enmity between the East Anglian clubs (you know you want to be in the same division as them because of the derby matches) I don't actually hope that Ipswich go down purely because they have everyone's least favourite Irishman as their manager (Roy Keane) but would prefer him to be sacked and no-one would shed a single tear because of it.

He was a good but very one dimensional and overrated midfield player IMO who let his country down by walking away from the Republic of Ireland during the South Korea/Japan World Cup. Furthermore, he has recently chastised his countrymen for their lack of mental strength as one of the reasons for not qualifying for this year's finals. Given his own appalling disciplinary record both on and off the field, the hypocrisy of this statement is staggering. Rant over.

Conor Fynes wrote: What would you do with it if you had one? Do you have any other weapons on you?

Slartibartfast wrote: el dingo wrote: Slartibartfast wrote: Why don't your eyes fall out when you look down?     Mine do - don't yours? Good answer.  You don't happen to read Ask Dr. Science? He said "Speak for yourself. I don't know how many times I've been in a restaurant and looked down at something, only to have one of my eyes fall into my coffee and the other roll under a table. Luckily, I can find them because I can see where they are. In fact, the primary reason for wearing contact lenses is to have them fall out instead of your eyes. Yes, having eyes in the head so high above the ground is dangerous. Yet animals with eyes in their feet or knees have somehow failed to survive. One advantage of having eyes in the head is that you can roll your eyes up high enough and check your brain for bandwidth, which we all know is essential to memory and proper downloading. Of course, it's rather dark in there so I recommend installing neon lighting. "

Edited by el dingo - December 06 2009 at 13:18

Doctor, doctor, there's a finger in my nose!