Smells Like... What?

A rat that is too cheap or lazy to do the work and development themselves smells like Orville Redenbacher after a 35-hour suntan.

An overly disturbing character from a below average David Cronenberg movie smells like three hundred pygmys with irrital bowel syndrome eating beans and cheese.

The fermented gasious cloud that is emitted from teenagers at your local Taco Bell on a Friday night smells like the evidence of a cold murder case from 1976.

An electric broom, a broken Jack Daniel's bottle and a pair of brown socks (with blood on them) smell like the two mice living in the trunk of Willie Nelson's car.

The mixture of mousepoo and cigarette ashes smell of the failure of Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign bid.

Edited by crimhead - June 07 2008 at 14:00

Digging underground for long lost treasures that might not have been lost after all smells like a Don Knotts outfit in outer space aiming bug eyes at the moon.

A cosmonaut's armpit after three months on the international space station smells of mans futile attempt to conquer outer space and the galaxy.

Sirius and Pluto if they could talk to each other for 2 hours over the phone while making exotic meals smells like the gastronomical delight that the meal might be.

The circular motion of hairs in the plastic deposition container of my upright vacuum cleaner smells of yard waste  that the dog and cat have been walking through and licking off of themselves.

The ears of Burger King employees drinking beer in the back of a sport stadium smell like the engine troubles of a three-wheeled Saab with enough miles on the odometer to suggest it was once part of the NASA space shuttle fleet.