Ask cuncuna...

Bilek wrote: - If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? - If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? - If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? - If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church? - When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? - Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? - Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? - Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? - What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics? - If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to? - Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend? - Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

1.- I think not. Maybe that's why they have one arm.
2.- I think he is talking about rain's chances.
3.- If you drink that, you'll be in fire eventually. I thought those were the same product.
4.- I don't have to. Ask me why and how.
5.- My middle finger is silent and contemplative.
6.- ¿Am I?. I must start paying attention to what happens around me...
7.- Yes, but you must be prepare to keep working.
8.- That's called "perspective". It doesn't work, by the way.
9.- I won't make jokes about that subject.
10.- Mmm... that one, you'll have to find out by yourself. Local police here is bussy throwing water to us.
11.- No, he MSTRBTS FR PC.
12.- Just plain scared.

cuncuna wrote: Yes. Sorry. Uhm... here's a little something to bring happiness back to you.

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Is there an Ask cuncuna fan club in the works?

Edited by tardis - May 11 2007 at 01:17

cuncuna wrote: Komodo dragon wrote: What present should I bought girl that isn't my girlfriend-but i hope she would be one day-for her 20 birthday? Something to remind her of you, obviously. Do try the following: a) Buy average present. b) Place something unexpected in the average present. * Interpretation of "something unexpected" might change from mind to mind.

Thanks!!!!! I will have that in mind !!! Didnt think that buying present is going to  be such complicated !!!! 

What was Kate Bush thinking when she released Red Shoes? 

What is your opinion on liquorice-flavoured tea, cuncuna?

tardis wrote: Is there an Ask cuncuna fan club in the works?

I think so. TLC will be president of it.

Komodo dragon wrote: cuncuna wrote: Komodo dragon wrote: What present should I bought girl that isn't my girlfriend-but i hope she would be one day-for her 20 birthday? Something to remind her of you, obviously. Do try the following: a) Buy average present. b) Place something unexpected in the average present. * Interpretation of "something unexpected" might change from mind to mind. Thanks!!!!! I will have that in mind !!! Didnt think that buying present is going to  be such complicated !!!!

The trick is the secret present hiden in the first one. Presente number 1 can be a random chocolate box, something just ordinary. Present number 2 must be something delicate and extraordinary, a little antique porcelain doll or something. Ask her which is her favourite animal and then find the most incredible one. Mmm... or assault a bank and buy her one of those Fabergé eggs. Now, if you end up doing that, buy one for me too, please.

Viajero Astral wrote: Can you smoke on the water?

Yes, but just for a mili-second.