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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 02 2022 at 12:50
A drunk man and his anus. 
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Being chinese in Howell's End? Call 1-946-330-6094 and dictate terms for your surrender to the magnets of the universe 
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Thank you for supplying me with all the bacon on the east coast.
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Download this app and use it to increase the size of your bowel movements.
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Sniff around for truisms.
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All paths become one with pathos.
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Your life would be better with vaginal tearing. 
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Lipstick souffles. 
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Please preserve your subadditive modulus in the other room.
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Wimpy trash bags are always a non-trivial result.
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Going to the bathroom in a icosidodecahedron gives me a convex hull.
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We're looking specifically for résumés that have a section on bird droppings.
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I just drove a peanut butter sandwich through a Christoffel symbol and a cotangent bundle.
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Embedded in a phenomenology of frosted flakes.
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Black hearts surround the insurgency. 
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only one of my orifices is filled with blood 
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Bubka Penis
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Bubka Penis

I had a case of that once. Took several specialists and several shamans before I could relax enough to get the proper treatment 
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Ripped out of the headlines, made for uncomfortable television. 
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The shield has melted under the glue gun.
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