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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: June 21 2020 at 02:49 |
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Fugacious oversights.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 21 2020 at 02:59 |
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The weird chewing sound can not be reproduced.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 21 2020 at 03:09 |
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If you are afraid, you are asleep.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 21 2020 at 03:37 |
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Put a shoulder in the door frame.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 03:41 |
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It didnt' really work in practice or theory.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 10:40 |
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Use caution when doing write-in voting: Just one carelessly placed consonant can determine if America will have equality (biden) or clean testicles (bidet).
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 10:43 |
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Twinkies are being frozen and you are worried about test rats? |
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 10:52 |
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Which one of these statements is suspiciously posing as a poly-amorous mallard?
a. Borscht helps build strong bodies in 12 ways. b. Point me to the nearest alpha. c. Down on your luck? Good! d. Washing this shirt in bleach will result in the fall of society as we know it. e. Alex Jones thinks multiple choice questions are out to get him.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 13:32 |
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Svelte and saying goodbye? Call 1-967-880-5209 and release all the demons they store in the back of the pantry with the fourteen year old anomia and crinkled used wrapping paper.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 13:50 |
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If you think you can convince me to help the communists, then I'm afraid you are going to have eat this german chocolate cake which may or not be made with combustible flour.
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 14:20 |
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Stand at attention when you say those words, comrade.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 14:29 |
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Alabaster this, you spoon!
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 14:34 |
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Fish can not develop discreet mathematics.
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 14:38 |
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Can't hold any longer, my gay fridge is taking for granted.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 15:34 |
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Be the shoulder you want to be.
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 15:44 |
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Blame a pile of rope.
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 18:51 |
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The flamingo would win the 500 yard dash more often if he wasn't knock-kneed.
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TCat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 18:53 |
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Shall we order the Tortuga for take out again tonight?
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Personally, I prefer soapstone. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 22 2020 at 21:00 |
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The planets are wide, the planets are deep.
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