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Syzygy 
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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 Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:16 |
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Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:37 |
 danbo wrote:
Ah, Jimmy "Bald Nutz" Garten, eh? 
Or
Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers.
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He can now hang out with BaldJean and BaldFriede...
Don't want to see the picture tho...
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THIS IS ELP
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Tony R
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
Status: Offline
Points: 11979
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:40 |
dude wrote:
YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK!
NEVER forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!
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aah,the old searching for Radio Luxembourg technique
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 16:16 |
The effect of Mr Garten's nad topiary would probably resemble English slap headed popsters Right Said Fred from a certain angle
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Jared
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
Status: Offline
Points: 20337
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 18:21 |
come here Sausagey, and headbutt my steel toecap as hard as you can....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 03:14 |
Syzygy wrote:
Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac! |
Shan't!
Anyhow, it wasn't my 'happy sac' it was my leg (no, not the third one!).
BLOODY HELL! - LOOK UP THERE!
GROINKICK, FACEFART
+++runs away & hides under sofa again+++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 06:09 |
+++Drags Jim Garten out from under the sofa+++
Deadleg!!!!!!!!!!!
Nipple Tweak!!!
Groin Kick!!!!!!!!
You hairless freak of nature!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 07:27 |
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+++picks up sofa+++
CRASH!!!
Take that, you scouse swine!
And while I'm at it....
Arsekick!
+++ hides under sofa +++
Bugger! He's still there!
+++ hides in kitchen +++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 08:12 |
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:40 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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You'll never take me alive copper!!!!
Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:48 |
Syzygy wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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You'll never take me alive copper!!!!
Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!
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Right..you've asked for it, 'ave some truncheon sonny!
Thhwaaaacckk!!!
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:05 |
Help! Help! Police brutality!
Headbutt!
Alright officer I'll come quietly....
Edited by Syzygy
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:08 |
THATS FUNNY, MOST PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE A BIT OF NOISE WHEN THEY COME!!
OH DEAR!!
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Snow Dog
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:16 |
Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you!
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Jared
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
Status: Offline
Points: 20337
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 16:52 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you!
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come on guv, just cos I'm walking the streets in broad daylight with an offensive looking wife...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:05 |
OH YEAH "OFFICER"!! COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO SHAVE SONNY!!!
DONT MESS WITH ME, IM "ARD
(HEADBUTTS LAMP POST)...........(AND COLLAPSES)
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:07 |
(WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL........HEADBUTTS DOCTOR...........................AND COLLAPSES!)
Edited by dude
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:12 |
(GOES HOME, HAS DINNER.......................................AND COLLAPSES!)
REALISES HES GETTING TO OLD FOR THIS......................................AND COLLAPSES!
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:30 |
^  Ha!
Oh yeah?
You're not home now! Just lie back down on the fuggin' stretcher, dirtball!
Grapple! Choke! Strangle! Smother! Windpipe chop! Strap! Restrain! Inject! Mock! Humiliate!
(suctions vomit from throat, revives with electroshock, effects tracheotomy just for the practice)
Shave scalp! Join comely nursing students in mocking wee willy on operating table! Staple skull!
Mock, humiliate, get huge gay mentally-challenged shaky-handed health care aide to shave groin, catheterize, bring only jello for meals, etc!
Release with bald, bumpy, hideously-scarred skull, two black eyes, still coughing up charcoal, severe shakes, dizziness, confusion and errectile dysfunction from the meds, a huge bill, and a court date for 3 charges of "assault with intent!"
Not so 'hard" now, eh, big fella?
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Jared
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
Status: Offline
Points: 20337
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 07:44 |
^ what an unsavoury individual you are...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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