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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2005 at 19:09

Gdub411's foray into music led to this crime against eyesight and hearing:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2005 at 19:13
^Steve Howe's father.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2005 at 03:23
Originally posted by comicbookguy comicbookguy wrote:

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The scariest thing is the first three tracks are "whipped cream", "a taste of honey" and "magic trumpet".... no sexual connotations there, then! Prince, where are you when we need you?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2005 at 03:27
Originally posted by comicbookguy comicbookguy wrote:

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I just couldn't believe these two:




Bloody Hell - it's been a while since I've thought of this band.... I actually bought this album when it first came out; The Handsome Beasts hail from Nuneaton in the UK's West Midlands, and were actually a fairly good Sabbath type band, but spun through with a deep vein (thrombosis) of humour

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2005 at 07:03
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by comicbookguy comicbookguy wrote:

Originally posted by Alucard Alucard wrote:




 


MOM!!!?



The scariest thing is the first three tracks are "whipped cream", "a taste of honey" and "magic trumpet".... no sexual connotations there, then! Prince, where are you when we need you?

Oh my god I HAVE TO HEAR This record,"whipped cream", "a taste of honey" and "magic trumpet"....  what about putting it in the MP3 section?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2005 at 10:44
^ I hear that these girls are the mothers of Dream Threatre too. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2005 at 10:49

Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

^ I hear that these girls are the mothers of Dream Threatre too. 

That's utterly absurd!!! None of them look japanese!!! 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2005 at 16:22

Here's another. Do you think 80's album cover design saw rise to the commonly used addage: "Less is more"?     e.g, Hold Your Fire (below), 90125...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2005 at 16:53
Sigod, your avatar goes perfectly with the covers you post...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 14:17

norweigen band Mayhem had a member who shot himself in the head with a shotgun so they used one of the photos from the suicide scene as an album cover. The bassist also killed the drummer or something.

 

see the original at:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/es/d/db/Mayhem_dawn oftheblackhearts.jpg



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 14:23
well found. I've heard about this cover, totally mad...certainly the worst cover ever made
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 14:31

THIS ONE BEATS THEM ALL!!!!

And of course, cannibal corpse!

and others from them..

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 17:12

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

norweigen band Mayhem had a member who shot himself in the head with a shotgun so they used one of the photos from the suicide scene as an album cover. The bassist also killed the drummer or something.

That's the SICKEST cover ever

because it's REAL

(Humans are sick )

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 17:39
once one of the band members found the dead body he apparently cooked and ate his brain, and made necklaces out of his skull
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 17:46

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

once one of the band members found the dead body he apparently cooked and ate his brain, and made necklaces out of his skull

Yeah,course he did!!!Ermm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 17:54
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

once one of the band members found the dead body he apparently cooked and ate his brain, and made necklaces out of his skull

Yeah,course he did!!!Ermm

Ive heard something very similar to that. So i dont doubt that its true.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 18:01
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

once one of the band members found the dead body he apparently cooked and ate his brain, and made necklaces out of his skull

Yeah,course he did!!!Ermm

Ive heard something very similar to that. So i dont doubt that its true.



Yep, I've heard the same story too.. don't know if it's true though. But that cover is apparently REAL. I just don't understand how the record company let them do something as sick as that... Sick people!
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 18:02
the record company didnt technically allow it. The album had to be bootlegged with the cover so that people could hear it. I think there has been an official release with that cover though
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 18:35

All I can say is that I wish this cover was larger... I had wet dreams about this one when I was 14, no wonder it was sold in a brown paper bag!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2005 at 18:41

It can be done:

 

 

Dream on!



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