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NecronCommander View Drop Down

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 15:10

I actually found a girl who likes me and isn't a proggie, go figure.

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 15:15

I still haven't gotten any replies through this thread. Does every girl on PA hate me? Cry

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 16:34

I am not so sure if I want a girl who spend 20 - 30 minutes before she comes to the business end.......... like most prog bands does. I am too old and too frail to date women with an interest in prog rock.

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 17:04

Vompatti wrote:

I still haven't gotten any replies through this thread. Does every girl on PA hate me? Cry

Awww... poor sweetie. We don't hate you, we're just taken or think you come off a little strong Wink

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 17:06

June wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I still haven't gotten any replies through this thread. Does every girl on PA hate me? Cry

Awww... poor sweetie. We don't hate you, we're just taken or think you come off a little strong Wink

Oh.

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 17:11

Vomps coming off a little strong? Never Wink

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 17:12

What's that supposed to mean?!?!! Confused

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 17:12

Vompatti wrote:

June wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I still haven't gotten any replies through this thread. Does every girl on PA hate me? Cry

Awww... poor sweetie. We don't hate you, we're just taken or think you come off a little strong Wink

Oh.

Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 19:06

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Lark the Starless wrote:

You guys (males) are seriously desperate

Stop listening to all that damn prog music and maybe you'll meet a nice girl!

Hey, I've had decent relationships with a couple of nice women and I never gave up prog. Just be true and things will work out. Big smile

Also finding a woman tolerant of prog doesn't hurt...

I had relationships with 3 women who enjoyed prog personally. One girl enjoyed early Genesis, Camel, ELP, and Yes. Another girl enjoyed Classical music, Genesis, and ELP....and the 3rd lady enjoyed King Crimson, and Pat Martino. This was all fine and dandy however, it left my most loved and desired bands in the dark. There were weeks where I starved myself ...rather fasting....tried to find the inner circle of thought, practiced celibacy and listened to the Popol Vuh catalog. The celibacy factor was what developed my spiritual power. If there was a God? or a spiritual connection through contemplation then the dismissal of sex and food brought me closer. Plain and simple, you can't eat a steak dinner or have sex for many hours and then just expect to return to meditation at the drop of a hat....as they do not walk hand in hand! With no physical contact and about a hundered calories a day, you become light. You then seem to connect a stronger bond with the spiritual side of things. However, the women are angered and persist in breaking you. I don't know how or why I was drawn into it all, as it seems to me now a bunch of bullcrap! Maybe it's not to those who are dedicated so, maybe it was those darn devil worshippers on rebound.

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Posted: October 18 2010 at 22:56

Someone once told me that a good prog song is like good sex. You know it can start of sort of slow and dreamy and then gradually builds up with tricky interplay and rhythym changes and all sorts of "instruments" going in and out of the mix, surprises, emotion, periods of soothing bliss and periods of hard pounding and all climaxing in some sort of colossal finale.

I mean imagine if you had sex that was like Octavarium. Except without the sinister piano note at the end which I presume is discovering that the condom split.

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 08:54

^ Perhaps but assuming:

1 - You don't have to refer to the sleeve notes
2 - The drum solo doesn't spoil the ambience
3 - If it's a live album, the applause at the end does't sound ironic
4 - You get asked for (gulp) an encore

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 10:25

Textbook wrote:

Someone once told me that a good prog song is like good sex. You know it can start of sort of slow and dreamy and then gradually builds up with tricky interplay and rhythym changes and all sorts of "instruments" going in and out of the mix, surprises, emotion, periods of soothing bliss and periods of hard pounding and all climaxing in some sort of colossal finale.

I mean imagine if you had sex that was like Octavarium. Except without the sinister piano note at the end which I presume is discovering that the condom split.

I was in class when I read this and I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing!

The condom part was hilarious

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 10:28

Slartibartfast wrote:

Lark the Starless wrote:

You guys (males) are seriously desperate

Stop listening to all that damn prog music and maybe you'll meet a nice girl!

Hey, I've had decent relationships with a couple of nice women and I never gave up prog. Just be true and things will work out. Big smile

Also finding a woman tolerant of prog doesn't hurt...

I know, I was just kidding

My girl is more than tolerant of prog, she loves it, well, most of it

Can't imagine having a relationship with a woman who would despise prog

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 12:32

I'm still available, btw. Stern Smile

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 13:59

Vompatti wrote:

I'm still available, btw. Stern Smile

So am I.

Shall we dance?

Edited by CPicard - October 19 2010 at 14:00

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:06

CPicard wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I'm still available, btw. Stern Smile

So am I.

Shall we dance?

NO!

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:16

Vompatti wrote:

CPicard wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I'm still available, btw. Stern Smile

So am I.

Shall we dance?

NO!

Pretty please. Smile

Property of Queen Productions...

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:20

Lizzy wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

CPicard wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

I'm still available, btw. Stern Smile

So am I.

Shall we dance?

NO!

Pretty please. Smile

OMG you would dance with me?!?!??!?! Shocked

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:23

By the way Lizzy, Zebedee wants you on Tinychat but he's too shy to ask.

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Posted: October 19 2010 at 14:23

I was hoping it would be you avec monsieur Picard. Shocked

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