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   A slightly better evening than that of a pooping contest smells like a fancy dress party where everyone goes as Stephen Hawking.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67436	Posted: May 27 2008 at 03:25
	A slightly better evening than that of a pooping contest smells like a fancy dress party where everyone goes as Stephen Hawking.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: May 27 2008 at 12:00
	A fancy dress party where everyone goes as Stephen Hawking smells like burnt vasoline and gerbil fur.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 27 2008 at 20:27
	Burnt vaseline and gerbil fur smells like an evening of leapfrogging over cement mixers at the McCain household.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: May 27 2008 at 23:41
	An evening of leapfrogging over cement mixers at the McCain household smells like napalm in the morning.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: May 28 2008 at 03:16
	Napalm in the morning smells like the inside of the wallet owned by a Pepsico Inc worker.


crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 28 2008 at 13:00
	The wallet owned by a Pepsico Inc worker smells of the corporate greed that is gained off of the back of third world countries.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: May 28 2008 at 16:12
	corporate greed that is gained off of the back of third world countries smells like NAFTA.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67436	Posted: May 28 2008 at 16:19
	NAFTA smells like something Polish.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 28 2008 at 19:55
	Something Polish smells of a sausage.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 28 2008 at 20:35
	A sausage smells like a giant bag of grainy umlauts.

Peter Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669	Posted: May 28 2008 at 23:48
	Umlauts smell just like sauerkraut. Edited by Peter - May 28 2008 at 23:49
	"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67436	Posted: May 29 2008 at 03:36
	Sauerkraut smells like Krautrock.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: May 29 2008 at 21:34
	Krautrock smells like a dachshund smothered in mustard and relish and washed down with a Grolsch beer.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67436	Posted: May 30 2008 at 03:47
	A dachshund smothered in mustard and relish and washed down with a Grolsch beer smells like a sudden suffocation on a sailing yacht when the sun is shining oh so brightly.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: May 31 2008 at 10:28
	A sudden suffocation on a sailing yacht when the sun is shining oh so brightly smells like a myriad of small rotting carcasses the day after the grunion races.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: June 01 2008 at 10:42
	A myriad of small rotting carcasses the day after the grunion races smells like an evening of vacuuming with the Osbournes.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 01 2008 at 11:59
	An evening of vacuuming with the Osbournes smells of a strangely dysfunctional family that is too heavy sedated through various pharmacuticals.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67436	Posted: June 03 2008 at 16:20
	A strangely dysfunctional family that is too heavy sedated through various pharmacuticals smells like a random group of rats placed in a recently abandoned barn somewhere in Tibet.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: June 04 2008 at 01:11
	A random group of rats placed in a recently abandoned barn somewhere in Tibet smells like 40 year old red wine left in a cellar being fumigated for the next 2 days.


Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: June 04 2008 at 09:22
	40 year old red wine left in a cellar being fumigated for the next 2 days smells like industrial floor epoxy with glod flecks that reflect light to blind the eyes of any would be corporate spy.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb