Boogie Wonderland

BABE    There's more Eurotrash here than Antoine de Caunes & Jean Paul Gaultier put together - although that's no reflection on the three lovely Dutch girls in Babe, a trio who sound like a low budget cross between ABBA and Boney M, and one of them even looks and sounds remarkably like Agnetha Falsestart. By the way, I realised one of my friends was gay when he told me recently he fancied the blonde one in ABBA - the one with the beard!