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progaardvark 
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 Posted: March 18 2022 at 13:40 |
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In this town we all wear t-shirts that announce the most poops we've done in one day.
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 18 2022 at 13:42 |
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When I retire, they're going to give me a new dilithium chamber.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 18 2022 at 14:37 |
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People can turn into wolves with just a little bit of za'tar root.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 18 2022 at 15:03 |
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Atlanta isn't a pepper mill.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 18 2022 at 22:38 |
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Norman Fell. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 18 2022 at 22:44 |
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You guys must be silkscreening around the clock. Do you all own multiple t-shirts with different numbers for different days just in case ? Do the 2s and 3s sell-out more quickly than the 4s and 5s ? Are there "T-sh*t" jokes ? Is there a yearly PoopFest ? Edited by Atavachron - March 18 2022 at 22:59 |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 00:12 |
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Encouragement comes from within...the anus.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 00:24 |
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My mouth, filled with bees, sets a balloon to pick up the champaign.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 04:35 |
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A viscous quaalude succotash.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 04:45 |
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We are eternal.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 07:37 |
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It’s dehydrated water. Just add water.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 12:11 |
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We cant expose them to that much radiation .
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 12:17 |
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Old men like tacos too.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 13:28 |
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It's easier if you are able to poop 12 times in one day, then you can wear that t-shirt the rest of your life because you'll never have another day like that. I think the poopfest is every five days.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 13:29 |
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I hope to be more like cornmeal in future discussions.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 13:30 |
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My supervisor was impressed that one of my goals was to be a paperback.
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You'll either find teeth or walnuts.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 14:52 |
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Always new types of ham.
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 14:55 |
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Being filmed naked? Call 1-976-855-9015 and find out the truth about your paternal grandmother!
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Posted: March 19 2022 at 14:59 |
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Wading pools were not made for this type of meat.
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