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Atavachron 
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
 Posted: March 31 2014 at 04:32 |
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Bad Porn Star Names #977 - Little Lord FondleRoy
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 05:47 |
You were born to make that gag  |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 06:26 |
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Tortuously Difficult Sports Interviews # 81:
Another loss at home which leaves you 4 points adrift of the league leaders Yeah, hugely disappointing but I can't fault the players for effort Your supporters would have tried harder but they, unlike your squad, would never suffer from performance related pay now would they?...How do you justify the eye watering salaries paid to you and your players? I don't really appreciate this line of questioning, this is a results oriented business You lost, your team sucked on an individual and collective basis, yet you will become a millionaire when you are deservedly sacked. So where do you find solutions, apart from the pub where most of your squad are currently happily ensconced? There is not a drinking culture at this club, I'm gonna take legal advice on... At the last staff party the team are recorded via a mobile phone on Facebook singing the song Win, Draw or Lose, always on the booze Excuse me? The fans sacrifice on a daily basis so they can afford the extortionate prices you charge to see badly organised sub standard performances from employees who earn more during a piss than the fans do in a week I'm going to terminate this interview Kiss my badge sad sack |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 06:28 |
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^ That's amazing; I was just about to post an 'Unexpectedly Aggressive Interviews' (this time with Anthony Hopkins), but it wasn't up to par.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 31 2014 at 06:31 |
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^ You do yourself a great disservice, post it regardless: we'll be the judge of par (why is it only non golfers who say I felt a bit below par?)
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 06:33 |
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ah well maybe it will see some daylight |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 06:37 |
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BTW ; this week in California, Ray "Shrimp Boy" Chow, a major Chinese mobster, was arrested by the FBI. I couldn't make that up. Well okay I could. But I didn't.
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irrelevant
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Posted: March 31 2014 at 07:53 |
Too fookin' true.
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irrelevant
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Posted: March 31 2014 at 07:56 |
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Need smaller words, please help!
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 16:11 |
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I can not control my pestilence. It reminds me that I have no cover for my caravan or house for my jeep stains.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 21:52 |
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Awful lines by awful supervillains #18: "Duck, duck, noose." --Waterfoul
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 22:05 |
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Often, Jane fell down the stairs.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
Posted: March 31 2014 at 22:40 |
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Not often enough for Ed.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 00:00 |
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Please excuse me while I backstab you in the face.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 00:20 |
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Only real men drink feral cat fetuses.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 02:50 |
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Tonights primetime lineup:
8PM: Is The Sun Really There? 9PM: The Libertine Pride Parade Live From Baja California 11PM: Doubled Tongued: A Detailed History Of The Bassoon |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 03:00 |
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As they say in Venezuela, your garbage is another man's house.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65695 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 03:12 |
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The Pig Meant Pigment: Accounts of Intrigue, Espionage and Deception from Europe's Farm Animals
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 16:27 |
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Joy to the world, the French have lice.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 01 2014 at 18:12 |
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You put that hand in my backside like your mother used to.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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