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Magma is the soundtrack to a bad '70s porno.

After a long flight, it's nice to dig a prairie chicken.

That was MY toe!

'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom

Quick! Use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie the lion up, then realise the wool is inferior.

Run away quickly. Then realise running is inferior.

The lion will be likely to fight you. Show no harm to the lion. Become its friend.

Always be courteous at the lions den. Put no elbows on the table, and never talk with your mouth full.

By now you will have gained its trust. And it will fight alongside you in all of your battles against the baddies.

Quick! Use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie the baddies up, then realise the wool is inferior.

Run away quickly. Then realise you are outnumbered.

The baddies will be likely to fight you. Show no harm to the baddies. Offer them money. Become their friend.

Always be courteous at your new allie's houses. Put no elbows on their tables, never talk with your mouth full and never betray them.

By now you should have gained their trust and they will fight alongside you in all of your battles against the new baddies.

Quick! use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie your new enemies up. Realise once again the wool is inferior.

So next time you need to get the job done use Superwool. The super strong super resiliant wool that will never break or fail. Need strength.......Need Superwool!

Ok, I'm sorry, now I think I know the reason. Embarrassed

Traffic jam. Now why did those chickens cross the road anyway?

The man said: "Me Tarzan, you Jane". The woman mumbled: "Whatever, as long as you pay for the consults".

Pfft...I could do the twist while in a coma.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

These lightbulbs remind me of my late uncle, he died when he tried to have a chat with outer space.

¿

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

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Anonamoose52 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: July 15 2010 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 67	Posted: September 08 2010 at 17:50
	These bubbles could use a bit more C minor, don't you think?

Conor Fynes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 11 2009 Location: Vancouver, CA Status: Offline Points: 3196	Posted: September 08 2010 at 17:52
	Magma is the soundtrack to a bad '70s porno.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: September 09 2010 at 00:25
	More cunnilingus or wine?
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65457	Posted: September 09 2010 at 01:23
	After a long flight, it's nice to dig a prairie chicken.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 09 2010 at 05:31
	Ladies and gentlemen, my new dish: unified split.

Syzygy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003	Posted: September 09 2010 at 17:21
	That was MY toe!
	'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65457	Posted: September 09 2010 at 17:58
	My ears gapeth for those round, glassine words.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 10 2010 at 03:04
	Quick! Use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie the lion up, then realise the wool is inferior. Run away quickly. Then realise running is inferior. The lion will be likely to fight you. Show no harm to the lion. Become its friend. Always be courteous at the lions den. Put no elbows on the table, and never talk with your mouth full. By now you will have gained its trust. And it will fight alongside you in all of your battles against the baddies. Quick! Use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie the baddies up, then realise the wool is inferior. Run away quickly. Then realise you are outnumbered. The baddies will be likely to fight you. Show no harm to the baddies. Offer them money. Become their friend. Always be courteous at your new allie's houses. Put no elbows on their tables, never talk with your mouth full and never betray them. By now you should have gained their trust and they will fight alongside you in all of your battles against the new baddies. Quick! use the ball of wool sitting nearby to tie your new enemies up. Realise once again the wool is inferior. So next time you need to get the job done use *Superwool.* The super strong super resiliant wool that will never break or fail. Need strength.......Need *Superwool!*

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65457	Posted: September 10 2010 at 03:43
	At approximately 6:20 pm, Neal had gas.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67428	Posted: September 10 2010 at 05:22
	Ok, I'm sorry, now I think I know the reason.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 10 2010 at 09:38
	The Yellow Pagers.

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: September 10 2010 at 10:36
	Traffic jam. Now why did those chickens cross the road anyway?

NecronCommander Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Prog Metal Team Joined: September 17 2009 Location: Madison, WI Status: Offline Points: 16122	Posted: September 10 2010 at 11:12
	I enjoy bfacl


Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: September 10 2010 at 13:07
	The man said: "Me Tarzan, you Jane". The woman mumbled: "Whatever, as long as you pay for the consults".

Anonamoose52 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: July 15 2010 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 67	Posted: September 10 2010 at 14:07
	Honey, the dog is trying to eat the children again.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: September 10 2010 at 17:58
	Pfft...I could do the twist while in a coma.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 11 2010 at 11:30
	-"Well I couldn't afford the meat from the shop so I got this instead." -"Where did you get it?" -"Median strip." -"How much did it cost?" -"All of my remaining dignity." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Anonamoose52 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: July 15 2010 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 67	Posted: September 11 2010 at 17:07
	These lightbulbs remind me of my late uncle, he died when he tried to have a chat with outer space.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65457	Posted: September 12 2010 at 02:22
	Don't do that.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 12 2010 at 06:59
	¿
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385