The Intelligent People's Thread

I thought intelligent people avoid absinthe, since it makes you blind and mad and poor and others things like that.
But I can be wrong.

Poor people are too miserable to be mad, blind or not.

Everyone knows that the preferred beverage for intelligent people is bear urine in a coffee mug with a witty saying on it!

If you have any spare bull penis, please feel free to pass it around.

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I know, let's buy a half mole, half cat, half octopus, half oak tree, half pancake, half watercooler, half snare drum, half Chinese schoolboy, half radio, half giant (gentle of course), half muffin and let it loose in an ornithological sanctuary while handing out free samples of turnip cakes to passers-by, who take the cakes and throw them at struggling artists trying to make a battery capable of stunning entire oceans of fish! Or we can organize a bake sale. Your choice, pseudo-humans.

It's getting awfully penisy in here, chaps

Got back from an intense game of monopoly. I won of course. My superior intellect was just too much for them and I ended up owning the whole board, and threw them on the streets! I later threw them in jail for being poor and unintelligent.

Jacques Derrida sucks.

Where I come from we eat flatulists like you for breakfast.

I want to talk about penises. Who's with me?