Shed 2 (The Gazebo)

The stupidity of some people never fails to amaze me.

 

Jim Garten wrote: chopper wrote: Dentists have a great way of understating the pain they're about to inflict on you, it must be part of their training. very true - then just as you think it's all over, they present you with a bill [edit] It's like going to one of those clubs where you can pay to have pain inflicted upon your person, but without the comfort of a safe-word! ...I'm told such places exist...

Syzygy wrote: I'm off to the fang dragger myself at 8.30 tomorrow morning. At least the day is unlikely to get much worse after that.

That's one way of looking at it I suppose. Best to get it out of the way early.

Only with a firing squad, at least it's quick - with a dementor/dentist first they hit you with needles in your mouth, then make you wait in reception, stewing all the while, then call you back & go in with the kind of equipment Torquemada would have wet his cassock for

I think the old joke had it right - lie down, grab him by the family vegetables & say "we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"

Syzygy wrote: chopper wrote: Syzygy wrote: I'm off to the fang dragger myself at 8.30 tomorrow morning. At least the day is unlikely to get much worse after that. That's one way of looking at it I suppose. Best to get it out of the way early. You can apply the same logic to facing the firing squad and be almost definitely right.

Last November, Dappy (for it was he - editor)joined Schools Secretary Ed Balls to launch a Government campaign against "cyber-bullying" over mobile phones and the internet

Y'know - I don't think I even need to comment

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Dappy, recently:



No - no matter how much I really, really, really want to, it's probably best that I don't pass any comment...

...at all.

Edited by Jim Garten - January 15 2010 at 09:09

I saw him on Buzzcocks once - he is exactly as you'd imagine him to be from his photo. And he speaks in Jamaican-type "street" language, if that's the right description.

I remember seeing a clip of Steel Pulse on their tour bus in the 70s talking in thick brummie accents until they realised the camera was switched on.

Dean wrote: I remember seeing a clip of Steel Pulse on their tour bus in the 70s talking in thick brummie accents until they realised the camera was switched on.

Don't get that with Tony Iommi - lived/lives(?) in Los Angeles for 20/30 years, yet still sounds like a Brummie

Syzygy wrote: Jim Garten wrote: Nope - I'm sure he's a perfectly intelligent, articulate young man: ...despite his apparent early onset arthritis, the pain from which evidently causes lapses into behaviour more usually expected form a complete and utter Amazing - he appears to be an even bigger  than Jay 'the  in the hat' Kay, which takes some doing. And to be fair, some of Jamiroquai's early stuff isn't too bad.