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Shred Room 56: Saqqara |
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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: May 31 2021 at 20:51 |
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Zoom hit haze |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 02:37 |
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can I get a martini there?
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 03:00 |
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if you ask nicely |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 03:20 |
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I'm incapable of doing that, k
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 09:33 |
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The gun went off.
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 09:40 |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 01 2021 at 16:17 |
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Toad boogie
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you. |
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Man With Hat
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Goad Lily
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Beamed farts
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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My Dear in the Lord My Name is Mrs. Therese Nina, from Norway. I know that this message will be a surprise to you. Firstly, I am married to Mr. Patrick Nina, A gold merchant who owns a small gold Mine in Austria; He died of Cardiovascular Disease in mid-March 2011. During his life time he deposited the sum of € 8.5 Million Euro) Eight million, Five hundred thousand Euros in a bank in Vienna, Austria. The deposited money was from the sale of the shares, death benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his company. I am sending this message to you praying that it will reach you in good health, since I am not in good health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from long time cancer and presently i am partially suffering from a stroke illness which has become almost impossible for me to move around. I am married to my late husband for over 4 years before he died and is unfortunately that we don't have a child, my doctor confided in me that i have less chance to live. Having known my health condition, I decided to contact you to claim the fund since I don't have any relation I grew up from the orphanage home, I have decided to donate what I have to you for the support of helping Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows' because I am dying and diagnosed of cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God Almighty to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God Almighty. I have asked Almighty God to forgive me and believe he has, because He is a Merciful God I will be going in for an operation surgery soon This is the reason i need your services to stand as my next of kin or an executor to claim the funds for charity purposes. If this money remains unclaimed after my death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfish and worthless ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband and my name; I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project, and I will give you more Information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account. Thanks Mrs. Therese Nina
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^sure dude bring it on
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My other avatar is a Porsche
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Man With Hat
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were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'? If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it.
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I assume that means you've seen the pictures?
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Creamed tarts
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I both Waka waka ding dong and ekko ekko hemmingway. I go bæææk like a teshiarian wendigo. I speek languagsh
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never be afraid of giving me all of your money
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