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Syzygy
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Posted: September 16 2008 at 17:37 | |||
We've got a saying round these parts - 'Red sky at night - shepherd's delight, red sky in the morning - your house is on fire'.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 16 2008 at 19:45 | |||
But sheep dip is the same as Carling Lager... so it doesn't need labelling.
Now the Old Speckled Hen and Old Peculier barrels do not need labels either because Jim drank them both, all in one crazy candlelit night listening to The Sentinel on his own. He was so inebriated afterwards, he did not have time to find the bathroom, so he had to re-fill the barrels. So don't touch them! Although I've been reliably informed that there is no difference in taste. Edited by James - September 17 2008 at 04:04 |
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mystic fred
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 01:53 | |||
^ cut out the middle man - just throw your beer down the toilet...and no hangover!
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Man Erg
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 02:41 | |||
I think that he must have drunk copiuos amounts of a decent beer to have drunk the Old Speckled Hen in the first place. |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 03:39 | |||
I would have to have been bound down & comatose before even considering Old Speckled Hen as a half decent tipple - filth, utter filth!
Generally the sheeps' wool treating solution (or lant, if you want to be technical) tastes better. |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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song_of_copper
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 20 2008 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 1065 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 03:49 | |||
This is exactly why I don't drink beer. Who wants a nice cup of tea? |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 04:06 | |||
You had drunk a whole barrel of Old Peculier first though. Plus The Sentinel was so emotionally intense for you, you just had to keep on drinking and you didn't care what it was! Old Speckled Hen was the next barrel along, so... |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 04:59 | |||
Thankyou Mrs Doyle, I'd love a nice cup of tea.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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mystic fred
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 05:07 | |||
...g'wan, you know you do...g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan...
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song_of_copper
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 20 2008 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 1065 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 05:26 | |||
Hehe. I'm glad you said that - now I don't have to! (Phew!) Also... may I make so bold as to say that I am far prettier and more wanton than Mrs Doyle, and thus a poor candidate for the post of Craggy Island's resident tea-pushing crone... |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 05:33 | |||
But if we were going to have a Shed version of Father Ted, who would we cast?
Peter Rideout as Bishop Brennan?
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 07:18 | |||
Jim, he's got the Hammond. I nominate myself for the Ardal O'Hanlon role. |
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Man Erg
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 07:18 | |||
^^^
Who wants to be Father Brian Eno? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ_0nPkcb6I |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 07:42 | |||
I LIKE the idea of Peter as Bishop Brennan if only for this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqF5yisgVI Now - although in a Shed adaptation I'd rather be Tom (the psycho in the 'I shot JR' t-shirt), I think I'd be more suited to another role: Pallas?!? Feck! |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:12 | |||
Eh?
Handsome fellow, is he? Pulls all the birds?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Dean
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Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:21 | |||
Who knows... more commonly remembered for this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqF5yisgVI
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:32 | |||
I think the current PA shed looks decidedly too girly.
I can get us a good deal on this fine piece of real estate:
Or this:
What say ye?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:38 | |||
Ha! that's great when the bishop is running in the Count Dracula-esque fashion! Funny stuff!
I think I may have watched the show once....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:46 | |||
Surely the phrase "fine lager" is an oxymoron? And aging, as far as lager is concerned, is the time it takes the lorry to get from the brewery to the pub.
I don't remember much discussion about Tool in The Shed, but there was an interesting chat recently about that obscure English prog band, Flymo Hover Mower.
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 17 2008 at 08:57 | |||
Er,close, but no cigarello -- that would be the STOOL shed.
The effect is much the same, in the end, mind.... Edited by Peter - September 17 2008 at 08:58 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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