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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 16:03
The clock on the wall says..."moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 16:56
How's that for mashed carrots?
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to the already rich among us...'

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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 17:02
I have Dean DeLeo's earplug.  No joke.
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 18:15
Under duress say "I am speaking under duress. What I am saying may be compromised information tp throw you off course. They have a gun to my head/heart/colon/spleen/etc and if I don't do this I will be shot multiple times and then fed to dogs. Once again, I am under duress. Proceed with caution"
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Points: 65505 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 19:24
...and the whong-dit-whong of the Kamenblatt. 
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Insults are for idiots.
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Idiots are for the new best selling book of 20006: idiots for idiots.
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I is now Forum Senior Member Cool
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I do not have Dean DeLeo's earplug.  I do, however, know someone who has John Oates' sunglasses.


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I wish I had a bigger hedge.
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Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2010 at 16:34
I was I had cameras for hands.
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Kill the witch, Jessica! Shocked
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It'll be the first time it wasn't a sandwich I could you that much.
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Strange.  I was sure that was rectangular.
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Waiter eats fly instead.
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Buttermilk biscuits made at a farm
buttermilk biscuits made without harm
buttermilk biscuits made with poisons,
bodily fluids and arms.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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isnt milk made of butter?
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Shouldn't this nuclear waste be inside a bag or orifice?
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I basically carved it into the shape of a stick.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2010 at 16:54
A block of onions has the power to render this vampire useless. Assuming of course a perfectly newtonian universe.
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