Off At Tangents: Tip Bin Shuffle

Tell Tale signs of a burgeoning weight problem: that burka doesn't leave much to the imagination Tubby Buns

I'll be in the tub with my rubber duck just blowing some fart bubbles - David Atavachron (A memoir - with a foreword by that Danish guy with absolutely zero sense of humour)


Edited by ExittheLemming - March 22 2014 at 06:01

Somebody hold that baby while we do this acid-base titration.

Close But No Cigar: The History Of Cigarettes In Continental Europe

Peter Piper couldn't pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Picked peppers don't come ready-pickled.

The True Story About the Lady Who Swallowed a Fly etc.--A Tale of Depression and Overeating

I'm going to ejaculate in this chocolate bar, but that doesn't mean I like it.

Reminds me of that time Jim tried to sell his MLB franchise to an other world Donkey, who proceeded to try and take the entire state into the dark realms due to this supposed blood pact. Needless to say, the courts thought we were mad, but then we should them Kenny who was drained of all his fluids except for bile, sweat, and anal grease. This did not have the results we expected, as we were arrested for murder. But you know that as these are my last words as I'm sitting in the chair as we speak. I suppose the true irony is that the team won the world series, and the otherworld series, in back to back years. Sigh...anyway...where was I? Oh yes...death. You see *brrrrzappt*

You Can Really Drink: More Awkward Opening Lines

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