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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 27 2010 at 07:13 |
Those eyes. Those lips. Those nose.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 27 2010 at 08:13 |
Available now for a limited time, Uniquely Souless Hits of the 1970s, a haunting collection of some of the era's most empty, inelegant songs that will bring you to your knees and leave you humming these little travesties to your death of a brain aneurysm. Order now and receive a free yellow smiley face sticker.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: August 27 2010 at 08:22 |
"Someday I shall rid the world of false statements"
- J.L. Shumboddi
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NecronCommander
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Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 16122
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Posted: August 27 2010 at 08:45 |
Layne Staley said that, not the black dude.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: August 27 2010 at 11:20 |
2:02am. The glass shatters, why did the glass break?. Was there meaning behind this mystery? How many pieces did the glass shatter into? 100? 1000? 10000? 100000? 1000000? 12? All I know was that I couldn't go on much longer knowing that the glass was in pain. I had to call an ambulance so I ran to the nearest phone but I forgot the number. Was it 100? 1000? 10000? 100000? 1000000? 12? All I know was that I couldn't go on much longer without knowing what the number was. So I searched the interwebz and found many cool stuff like Justin Bieber getting hit in the head with a water bottle. Good times!
BTW: The glass died.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 01:30 |
He had the backfat of a yellow-fin tuna.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 05:19 |
Speaking of segues....
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 07:52 |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 16:04 |
It seems like a sunset...but it fills like a fog.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 19:33 |
Attack of the Middle-aged Librarian
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 07:10 |
From the makers of Who Do You Think You Are? Comes a new gripping reality series: Where do you think you are? Where celebrities will be blindfolded and taken to the desert. Some will survive. Some will survive! Well as long as they know how to love I know they'll be alive. They have all their life to live. They have all their love to give. They will survive. They will survive! HEY HEY!!!!!
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 18:00 |
Do things with fish. Take them for walks, give them lawnmowers, film them for profit.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 18:40 |
Ruminant Weekly
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 20:21 |
Sounds foolish.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 21:12 |
Yes! Yes! The cat must c-c-c-cause the cave-in! Man the boats! Fly! Fly!
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NecronCommander
Special Collaborator
Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 16122
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 21:34 |
Won't you get the f*ck out of my face.?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 23:27 |
"You mean-- " "That's right. And if it is, well, I'm afraid..." "Oh jesus, it can't be -" "Don't say it you fool! We've got enough trouble with..." "I know, I know.. and Sarah?"
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NecronCommander
Special Collaborator
Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 16122
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Posted: August 29 2010 at 23:52 |
Say it again! Say it again! Words are useful rifles?
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65456
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Posted: August 30 2010 at 05:08 |
It's fine. Or a cat.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: August 30 2010 at 07:49 |
JS84UR;.7HF7FH /djt7b'.sheg G726]]GFIKqIA'BDH]]]GVhBG5L. You do the math.
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