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Ozexpat

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Posted: January 31 2011 at 22:35

Barely listenable.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 00:20

Is there a way to see what the lowest rated albums are on Prog Archives? IMDB.com has a Bottom 100 list.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 00:45

Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum -Grand Opening and Closing

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 04:07

Pashion Play - Jethro Tull

Octopus - Gentle Giant. Unlistenable b****cks and so far up it's own arse.

Edited by crickleymal - February 01 2011 at 04:08

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 04:47

Ozexpat wrote:

Barely listenable.

This one is not listenable at all.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 14:10

rushfan4 wrote:

Valarius wrote:

Dunno if I'd say they're the worst albums ever, but I seriously can't stand any of Meshuggah's albums, especially Catch Thirty-Three.

I'm glad that I am not the only one.

Why so?

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Ozexpat

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 14:12

crickleymal wrote:

Pashion Play - Jethro Tull

Octopus - Gentle Giant. Unlistenable b****cks and so far up it's own arse.

Geez !!! They're two of my faves !!!! Fantastic albums !!

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 14:22

GOD! You folks are really throwing some beauties up here!

In the prog realm, "Union" by ABWH remains one of my all-time stinkers, I just can't get into that one at all.

"Lady or the Tiger" by Fripp & Toyah Wilcox might qualify, but I haven't heard it in ages.

It's amazing how some of these things can grow on you over time! Not all of them however.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 18:13

Any number of albums from Van der Graaf Generator. It's not the music at all, which is very adventurous; rather it is Peter Hammill's grating voice. The only way I can describe it is if David Byron of Uriah Heep overdosed on acid, and we were listening to his gibbering shrieks and mumbles in a hospital psych ward.

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 18:36

The Dark Elf wrote:

Any number of albums from Van der Graaf Generator. It's not the music at all, which is very adventurous; rather it is Peter Hammill's grating voice. The only way I can describe it is if David Byron of Uriah Heep overdosed on acid, and we were listening to his gibbering shrieks and mumbles in a hospital psych ward.

I disagree completely, but I think that's the funniest thing I've read all week LOL

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Posted: February 01 2011 at 19:40

I am quite alright with amicable disagreement, particularly since I am usually disagreeable.

And I am glad you enjoyed the post!

Let's see, as an ardent Jethro Tull fan since the 70s, I will have to say the Tull album "Under Wraps" is the worst piece of tripe the band has ever released.

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Posted: February 02 2011 at 06:00

cstack3 wrote:

GOD! You folks are really throwing some beauties up here!

In the prog realm, "Union" by ABWH remains one of my all-time stinkers, I just can't get into that one at all.

Union is by Yes.

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Posted: February 02 2011 at 06:01

Snow Dog wrote:

Ozexpat wrote:

Barely listenable.

This one is not listenable at all.

Great cover though!

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Posted: February 02 2011 at 10:19

The Dark Elf wrote:

Let's see, as an ardent Jethro Tull fan since the 70s, I will have to say the Tull album "Under Wraps" is the worst piece of tripe the band has ever released.

Beauty is in the ear of the beholder innit. I dislike Passion Play but don't dislike Underwraps although I only bought it just to complete the set as it were.

And yes I've been an ardent fan since the 70s too.

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or just plain Jurassic:
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Posted: February 02 2011 at 11:35

Snow Dog wrote:

Ozexpat wrote:

Barely listenable.

This one is not listenable at all.

Throw it !!

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Posted: February 02 2011 at 11:39

Ozexpat wrote:

crickleymal wrote:

Pashion Play - Jethro Tull

Octopus - Gentle Giant. Unlistenable b****cks and so far up it's own arse.

Geez !!! They're two of my faves !!!! Fantastic albums !!

it seems you're in the wrong site , check with Google about your Hobby my friend !

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Posted: February 02 2011 at 13:20

I'm not exactly sure what the worst prog album I've ever heard is, but if I listened to every progressive rock album ever created it would probably fall under the sub genre of Neo-Prog or Tech Extreme Metal.

One of the worst albums I have heard though would be Ayreon's the human equation.

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 04:37

The worst prog album I have heard? Don't know or if I did know I don't want to offend anyone who might like it.

BUT this should be easy for Prog Archives to work out with their algorithm thingys.

So come on Administrators we want to have a permanent list of the worst prog albums of all time as voted by the members of PA.

We demand it!

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 06:24

let prog reign wrote:

I'm not exactly sure what the worst prog album I've ever heard is, but if I listened to every progressive rock album ever created it would probably fall under the sub genre of Neo-Prog or Tech Extreme Metal.

One of the worst albums I have heard though would be Ayreon's the human equation.

I am a HUGE fan of Ayreon, and though I don't agree that this was one of THE worst albums in prog, I do think it was one of Ayreon's (and for that matter, one of Arjen's) weakest.

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 06:43

crickleymal wrote:

Pashion Play - Jethro Tull

Octopus - Gentle Giant. Unlistenable b****cks and so far up it's own arse.

I never liked Passion play much, but Octopus- Gentle Giant is NOT a bad album. Shocked

Edited by Cristi - February 05 2011 at 06:43

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