Peter wrote:
There actually is a "progometer," you know.
 It's called your BRAIN, and it's strongly supported by your gut and heart.
The only problem with it is, yours only works for YOU, mine only works for me, etc....
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Actually Peter, mine is a highly proprietary technology to analyze a band's output.
Among the things it considers:
The Melody, Chord Structure, and Rhythm of each song.
Lyrics, if any. If lyrics lean towards standard pop (love of a man or woman or lack thereof), then the progometer subtracts points. If the lyrics are either just flat out unintelligible, or dealing with demons, wizards, rearranging of livers, or other arcane subjects, progometer adds points.
Album cover art. Self-explanatory.
Has the band had hit singles? If so, were they edits of the album cut? If they are edited, the band rates higher on the progometer, since the record company was obviously desperate to fit the band's musical output into the standard AM format of the time.
Competency of the musicians in the band.
Historical context. Was the band doing anything progressive for the time, or were they just following along?
These are then weighted by proprietary algorthm.
So let's look at Louie Louie (Kingsmen version):
Melody is simple so 0 points. Chord structure is simple (I, IV, V) but off-notes are added to the standard triad so 2 points. Rhythm is primitive so 0 point.
Lyrics appear to deal with love but are unintelligible, so only 1 point.
Hiistorical context indicates they were just copying what everyone else did, except the lyrics were possibly dirty: 1 point.
Cover art: was there any? 0 points.
Hit single: yes, 0 points since it wasn't an edit of a longer album track.
Competency of the musicians: they appear to be minimally competent: 1 point.
Progometer calculates something below 1.
Shall we do a Boston album???