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Points: 1697 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 06 2008 at 03:04
Annoying children that haven't had a shower in 18:45 days smell like deep fried wombat. 

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Deep fried wombat smells like Morrissey's tears.
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Morrissey's tears smell like a collapsed, steel-reinforced, concrete shaving cream display.
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a collapsed, steel-reinforced, concrete shaving cream display smells like a diseased raven sitting on a decaying, ancient tree
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a diseased raven sitting on a decaying, ancient tree smells of molded pages of long forgotten lore.
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molded pages of long forgotten lore smell like the sleeve of my "Manowar" album

EDIT - THIS Maowar album




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The sleeve of that "Manowar" album smells like an apocalyptic vision of a 15-year-old homosexual.
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An apocalyptic vision of a 15-year-old homosexual smells the mud on the boots of the soldier on the front.
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The mud on the boots of the soldier on the front smells like a guilty pleasure in owning Phil Collins' Sussudio single and a box containing 17,000 thumbtacks with no bulletin board available in a 54-kilometer radius.
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The guilty pleasure in owning Phil Collins Sussudio single and a box containing 17,000 thumbtacks with no bulletin board available in a 54 kilometer radius smells of the glea that I have knowing that Phil Collins has finally retired from music.
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The glea that I have knowing that Phil Collins has finally retired from music smells like the joy that we all get from eating a turtles neck.
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Smells like Magma lurking around in a Dream Theater with Phil Collins.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The magma that lurks around in a Dream Theater with Phil Collins smells of a interesting mix of styles and genres.
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An interesting mix of styles and genres smells like the rumbling and tumbling of three dozen Balance of Power albums by the Electric Light Orchestra in a decentralized power clothes dryer with ample amounts of dryer sheets.
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2008 at 02:30
The decentralized power clothes dryer with ample amounts of dryer sheets smells of the homogenized music that some artists chose to make for the money over their morals.
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The homogenized music that some artists chose to make for the money over their morals smells like used diapers being shipped to Kiev while the ship picks up refugees.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2008 at 05:11
I'm smelling some dog and cat urine that hasn't been totally eradicated, dang it Tori and Squeaky!!!  We're not bad houskeeper's honestly, but in the middle of the night the animals get into some kind of subtle pissing contest...

Sniff, sniff, where's that smell coming from anyway?

Arrgh!!!


Edited by Slartibartfast - May 26 2008 at 05:14
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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^ Should I take this to mean that used diapers being shipped to Kiev while the ship picks up refugees smell like a nightly pissing contest? Confused
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2008 at 12:50
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ Should I take this to mean that used diapers being shipped to Kiev while the ship picks up refugees smell like a nightly pissing contest? Confused


That or a karaoke contest of strictly Phil Collins songs.
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Points: 3613 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2008 at 20:44
A nightly pissing contest smells like a slightly better evening than that of a pooping contest.
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