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sm sm
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:32 |
sm sm wrote:
Sex is the easiest thing a man can get from a woman because money is the easiest thing a woman can get from a man.
A man should expect to go out with a woman for the sole purpose of getting into her pants, and a woman should not expect to go out with a man for the sole purpose of getting into his wallet
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Awfully sexist comments but not far from thr truth.
No intention to be sexist, which I don't know what that means anymore, it was at least sexually fair.
If I wanted it to be sexist, I would only attach it to one gender
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Under
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:51 |
^ Great you are quoting yourself. A bit schizoprhenic? Or just a desire for attention.
I would never go out with a woman to get into her pants. Once she has taken the pants off, I put them on???![](smileys/smiley5.gif) That makes no sense.....
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Chipiron
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:57 |
One good thing abou prog is that I can get prog while I'm at work, however... well, that's another story ![](smileys/smiley36.gif)
... and I spend a lot of time at work...![](smileys/smiley19.gif)
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Borealis
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 18:54 |
Sean Trane wrote:
As for the difference between Quebec and Ontario, it is not so bad anymore, lotsa Quebec women living in Ontario nowadays![](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif)
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batoruco wrote:
It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all!
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Well, I think that sum up pretty much everything. I guess there's is as many nerds into punk or hip hop forums (if not more), it just happen to be a prog forum here. By the way, I can't believe 27 people so far (that mean about 1 out of 3 person) really think that prog is for lonely guys who can't get sex. Do you guys made any significant efforts to get a girlfriend, really? (I mean a real one, not one you knew in a chatroom )
I guess a good mix of both is the key for a good life.
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Vive le Québec libre!...
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MoodsWings
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 19:08 |
Borealis wrote:
Man, so many loosers outta here... actually,
there's no link between not having sex and listening to prog. Theres
one between spending all your time on a computer and not having
sex. You can have a decent life and like decent music. Girl even loves
musicians.
Maybe it's different for me as I live in Québec... Would never want to live in ontario for that...![](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif) |
As for guys not getting any, maybe it's your personality and not the music you listen to.
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R.Darkmoon
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:00 |
Borealis wrote:
Sean Trane wrote:
As for the difference between
Quebec and Ontario, it is not so bad anymore, lotsa Quebec women living
in Ontario nowadays![](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif)
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batoruco wrote:
It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people
who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually
LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all!
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Well, I think that sum up pretty much everything. I guess there's is
as many nerds into punk or hip hop forums (if not more), it just happen
to be a prog forum here. By the way, I can't believe 27 people so
far (that mean about 1 out of 3 person) really think that prog is for
lonely guys who can't get sex. Do you guys made any significant efforts
to get a girlfriend, really? (I mean a real one, not one you knew
in a chatroom )
I guess a good mix of both is the key for a good life. |
And it's better when prog partly helps you to get a GF!!!
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I'm not antisocial, I just don't like wasting my breath...
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S.H.Kingston
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:20 |
It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all! Some prog masterpieces are great as ambient music for a sex session!![](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif)
amen. Its hard to get laid if you're on the internet all day. It's the people who are consumed with their particular hobby that aren't gonna get any. You gotta get out there and meet people which is hard if you are on the net discussing the greatest Barry Manilow single of all time or the continuity errors of Kevin Smith movies all day long.
That said; sex ain't everything (unless you ain't getting it of course); and chances are you'll meet some young lady or gentleman who is totally into the horizontal mambo whilst jamming Hot Rats by Zappa; which is a phenomenal album to make the humps to...
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thanks!
s.h. kingston
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:24 |
No, But ELP is!
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 04:09 |
wanna try close to the edge some time ![](smileys/smiley1.gif)
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Chris S
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 04:27 |
s1ipp3ry wrote:
wanna try close to the edge some time ![](smileys/smiley1.gif)
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Yeah but what would you do after the first three minutes???? ![](smileys/smiley1.gif)
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...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR]
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:05 |
Chris Stacey wrote:
s1ipp3ry wrote:
wanna try close to the edge some time ![](smileys/smiley1.gif)
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Yeah but what would you do after the first three minutes???? ![](smileys/smiley1.gif) |
Just warming up ![](smileys/smiley4.gif)
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Mr. Floyd
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:11 |
Huf, for sex ... nothing like great gig int eh Sky ... that is the wildest thing I've ever done.
Sex goes a lot with prog. Listening to differetn prog while having sex makes you have different sex every time. I had a girlfrind who ended liking prog cause every time we had sex, it was listening to different kinds of prog.
Try doing it while listening to CAN, or Pink Floyd (DSotM specially), Ash Ra Temple too.
or even musci in general. Sex goes with music in general terms. Try having sex listening to THE DOORS !!!
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Sean Trane
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:14 |
Mr. Floyd wrote:
or even musci in general. Sex goes with music in general terms. Try having sex listening to THE DOORS !!!
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Father , I want to Kill you
Mother, I want to faaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you!!!!
That ought to get nasty when jumping bones with a young lady![](smileys/smiley36.gif)
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let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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jackinthegreen
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:29 |
A bit late in the discussion:
I'm married and got two kids, but I see the point.
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I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away.
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 07:20 |
As I said this topic is just for a bit of fun
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Ipacial Section
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:32 |
Prog is for lonely guys who can get sex!!
Guys who are lonely but get sex stop themselves feeling lonely with Prog.
Guys who are lonely & don't get sex are too busy looking for sex to have time for Prog.
Guys who arn't lonely & get sex have no need for Prog.
Guys who arn't lonely but don't have sex have no desire for Prog.
Then there are guys who are lonely but get sex, yet don't like Prog. These guys are weirdo's.
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the icon of sin
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:42 |
ulver982 wrote:
Nah, I got Palmela Handerson, she's always there when I need her! |
Bringing back the classics! ![](smileys/smiley36.gif)
As for me, i'm a virgin at 17 (unlike many friends) but really don't care at the moment. And i'm also straight as far as i know...Weird.
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Ipacial Section
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:50 |
A virgin at 17 ![](smileys/smiley5.gif)
OMG there's no hope for you whatsoever!! You will be a virgin for the rest of your life!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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