SR XLVII: "CLEAR!"

colorofmoney91 wrote: Deathrabbit wrote: colorofmoney91 wrote: A Person wrote: It only matters if you know a gril who'll let you rest you head on her tummy though. It's a work in progress, but bread girl seems quite lean. I thought you gave up on bread girl long ago. Or is this a different bread girl? Same bread girl. I actually decided to have a conversation with her and everything went better than expected.

Noice. Next time you buy bread, you should just drop and do 75 pushups. This primal display of strength will surely grant you access to her girly regions.

colorofmoney91 wrote: Deathrabbit wrote: colorofmoney91 wrote: Deathrabbit wrote: colorofmoney91 wrote: A Person wrote: It only matters if you know a gril who'll let you rest you head on her tummy though. It's a work in progress, but bread girl seems quite lean. I thought you gave up on bread girl long ago. Or is this a different bread girl? Same bread girl. I actually decided to have a conversation with her and everything went better than expected. Noice. Next time you buy bread, you should just drop and do 75 pushups. This primal display of strength will surely grant you access to her girly regions. How about I do 10000 push-ups, lie down on the counter and bench press her body, and eat an entire loaf of bread in front of her for a post-workout meal before heaving her over my shoulder and taking off down the highway on foot..

It could work. If your arms could lift her after 10000 pushups

A Person wrote: Make sure to kill a bear with only your hands as well.

And eat its heart to gain its courage. Its rich, tasty courage.

colorofmoney91 wrote: Or I could just walk into the bakery and break down crying because it is more in my character.

Then she will have sex with Brad Pitt in front of you.

You could just bake her.

colorofmoney91 wrote: Deathrabbit wrote: colorofmoney91 wrote: Or I could just walk into the bakery and break down crying because it is more in my character. Then she will have sex with Brad Pitt in front of you. I'd be okay with that because I like his acting and he seems like a good guy.

LOL. That's quite magnanimous of you.

I don't 

colorofmoney91 wrote: Colin wrote: Bake her hard.

Don't kill any bears. Women love bears, unless they're being attacked by them.

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