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That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

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what did it say? 

I ate a nose.

why did you put a nose in the clothes dryer? 

It was wet.

that's what she said 
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No one knows noses like Rosie knows noses
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A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.
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Covod-19 roam supreme
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.

Next to avocados, I can't think of another way of conducting a census.
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that's a happy bag of lettuce
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Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"

Where I'm from, the refrigerators were always the most athletic appliance.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.

If a trolley has no people to run over, does it even make a sound? 
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Only one of us will get the violincello and the watermelon. 
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VILOLINCELLO WATERMOLE
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"

Where I'm from, the refrigerators were always the most athletic appliance.
I seem to recall one playing football for the Chicago Bears.  LOL
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

VILOLINCELLO WATERMOLE

I once put a mole in water. it didn't go well
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everyday is just another 
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Another Day is just a spessial morning
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A while ago this timeline seemed like almost the correct one.
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it certainly doesn't now
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote twseel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2020 at 11:54
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"

Where I'm from, the refrigerators were always the most athletic appliance.
I seem to recall one playing football for the Chicago Bears.  LOL
no I think that was actually a polar bear
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A while ago this timeline seemed like almost the correct one.
time is not a line though, it's more like an octagon
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The only thing that can meassure time in the universe is a watch
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A while ago this timeline seemed like almost the correct one.
time is not a line though, it's more like an octagon
I've read from a reliable source that it is in fact a sausage. Shocked
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