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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 16 2014 at 22:33 |
Atavachron wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
How to Deal With Chafed Teats: Remedial Udder Remedies for Vets
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I've heard good things about this; does it work equally well for joggers ?
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It's a moveable feast, hell yes
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: March 16 2014 at 22:43 |
Inappropriate questions to ask Helen Mirren #4: "How many times did you have to have a go at the coprophagia scenes?"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 00:22 |
Choke me with a third generation copy of the Ramones greatest hits part II.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 00:58 |
Bad Porn Star Names #206 - Constantinipple
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 01:14 |
I forgave the bulldozer, only when I turned 28.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 01:21 |
A meeting of the Classic Collection G.I. Joe Appreciators Club was held
last Tuesday at the library. No women have been seen in the area since.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 01:37 |
I'm not sure why, but my name doesn't rhyme with 'fluoresces'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 10:51 |
Sinister bucket fetish.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 19:02 |
Less bus, more horse.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012
Location: Canada
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Points: 4339
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Posted: March 17 2014 at 23:54 |
Surprisingly Resilient Noses Throughout HistoryInside: Shnozzes whose cartilage helped win jousting tournaments, crumble battlements and stop bullets.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 00:42 |
It's gonna make a sound, a sound you will soon forget and never be able to remember.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 01:26 |
Shoes went in there.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 01:47 |
#1 hits of the 00s #2217: Way To Go (Be The Ho) - Reginald Griswold
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 07:37 |
What's rather ironic about notorious gangster rapper Ice T is that his real name is Tracy
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012
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Points: 4339
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 15:17 |
I knew I should have brought my warm spleen.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 15:20 |
Somebody knew that thirteen days ago.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: March 18 2014 at 23:00 |
'Gays shat on me' isn't an appropriate poem for the 4th grade.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: March 19 2014 at 00:34 |
Drugged by a mule, mauled by a drag queen: The Life Story Of Georges Lifeguard.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65694
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Posted: March 19 2014 at 01:07 |
I Dig a Pony: Bestiality in Rock 'n Roll
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2014 at 01:10 |
No more fun, the warden is here.
Quick, hide the toaster.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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