Shred Room 56: Saqqara

I got word this morning that my grandmother has passed away... it's been coming for a long time but still, damn

yeah

So Canada is turning 150 this month and I feel like I should buy at least one cheesy souvenir. The only good thing I've seen though is a smallish frying pan with the 150 logo on the bottom. Other thimgs we sell with said logo or just every Canada Day month (June) are... Camping chairs, power cords, paper plates and napkins, frisbees, tarps that are also flags, gardening gloves, coolers (three sizes at least), Flöt brand chairs which are like a sack that you catch air with then tie it closed and BAM beach chair without any mouth-to-nozzle inflation, pool tubes (mouth-to-nozzle inflation required), water balloons, outdoor furniture pillows with either flags or moose in a sort of dripping paint art style, hanging baskets of flowers, planters of flowers, beer tents (just a not-quite-tent that is big enough to cover a picnic table or whatever), bouncy balls (the inflatable outdoor kind that're about 30cm in diameter). We also have christmas lights out again sale--the ones that are red and white. And that's just where I work. Although we're Canadian Tire so we're kinda obligated to go overboard I guess.

A wise man once said: Sometimes the best therapy is unemployment and a bottle of maple syrup down your dick-hole.

^ i think so k

Man With Hat wrote: I like everything that involves mouth to nozzle activities.  Though the power cords made me chuckle.

The power cords made me do a double-take. (Also Adirondack chairs, paddle ball toys, picnic blankets, hand towels, and citronella candles in a tin bucket that's whit w/red maple leafe or red w/ white maple leaf...)


Also your dickhole is perfect no matter what anyone tells you.

Man With Hat wrote: HemispheresOfXanadu wrote: Man With Hat wrote: I like everything that involves mouth to nozzle activities.  Though the power cords made me chuckle.  The power cords made me do a double-take. (Also Adirondack chairs, paddle ball toys, picnic blankets, hand towels, and citronella candles in a tin bucket that's whit w/red maple leafe or red w/ white maple leaf...) Also your dickhole is perfect no matter what anyone tells you. Wow. They are really milking this thing. It's impressive...so American of you. :p And that is the nicest thing I've ever been told on the internet or irl.

We are most definitely on-par with America in terms of pride imo. (And especially because we pretend otherwise)

HemispheresOfXanadu wrote: Man With Hat wrote: HemispheresOfXanadu wrote: Man With Hat wrote: I like everything that involves mouth to nozzle activities.  Though the power cords made me chuckle.  The power cords made me do a double-take. (Also Adirondack chairs, paddle ball toys, picnic blankets, hand towels, and citronella candles in a tin bucket that's whit w/red maple leafe or red w/ white maple leaf...) Also your dickhole is perfect no matter what anyone tells you. Wow. They are really milking this thing. It's impressive...so American of you. :p And that is the nicest thing I've ever been told on the internet or irl. We are most definitely on-par with America in terms of pride imo. (And especially because we pretend otherwise) And I rlly mean it.

May Canada blossom and may the wooper swan hoot for Canadas honour for 150 more years.

It was Canadian Tigers' fan night at the Detroit Tigers' game last night.  People who bought a special package got a t-shirt and hat with a maple leaf and Tiger logo on it.   Throughout the game in between innings they played music from Canadian bands to make these fans feel welcome.  I didn't realize it was Canada night until later in the game, but afterwards they played a Guess Who song and a Rush song.  During the 7th inning stretch the sing-along song was If I Had $1,000,000 by the Barenaked Ladies.  I assume that I probably tuned out any Justin Bieber song that might have been played.