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Vompatti 
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 Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:16 |
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Wait . . . Wait . . . I think I know that one . . . RAYMOND CARVER! Right?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:47 |
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Why do baseball caps never fit my feet properly?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:50 |
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What's all this extra fabric doing around my you-know-what?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 17 2009 at 17:16 |
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Why's the dog peeing in my litter box?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 17 2009 at 19:21 |
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What do you put in a litter box?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 00:43 |
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Why can't I get a litter box on the National Health Service?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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crimhead
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 11:26 |
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If Ditka is so powerful can he make a rock that he himself cannot lift?
(With thanks to George Carlin)
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 15:32 |
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"Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?"
-Homer Simpson
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 15:56 |
And did those feet (whose feet?  ) in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 15:58 |
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Would Rick Astley ever give you up?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 19:00 |
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Do I go up or do I go down?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 18 2009 at 19:02 |
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What are you, close to the edge?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 04:22 |
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Has Vompatti been reading William Blake recently?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 04:48 |
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Yeah! (?)
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 08:38 |
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Wouldn't Vompatti, in a fit of rage, eat the book?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 11:00 |
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If a wombat floats does that make it a witch?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 11:51 |
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Aren't male wombats usually called warlocks?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 19 2009 at 20:20 |
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Aren't those those hair things?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 20 2009 at 02:22 |
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Have you ever seen a Rastafarian wombat?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 20 2009 at 15:30 |
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Are wombats a good source of fuel?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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