SRXXVII - The Inn

I like Calvin and Hobbes...

Triceratopsoil wrote: I like Calvin and Hobbes...

I forgot, I was reading every Calvin and Hobbes comic online from the beginning.

NecronCommander wrote: It bugs me that fans of comic books and graphic novels are written off as nerdy and childish.  Comic art is one of the few authentic American art forms and it irks me that it gets so little approval here.

Comicbooks, an authentic American art form?.

THE authentic American art form is jazz.

Triceratopsoil wrote: THE authentic American art form is racism

Blame Canada.

Triceratopsoil wrote: harmonium.ro wrote: Triceratopsoil wrote: THE authentic American art form is racism Blame Canada. it's true, practically every aspect of American history and/or culture is based on either racism or dogmatism

Wow, that's a bit of a generalization to put it mildly.

So, two weeks into my new job as a nightfill slave at a supermarket, this is what I have learned.

1. Middle aged women as checkout managers are the scariest people alive. Fact.

2. If you try and steal a bottle of wine, there are several things you should and should not do. Firstly, make sure it its a good bottle, not some cheap South African sh*t. Secondly, don't be a member of staff, on your first day. Thirdly, don't try and run into the toilets to stuff the bottle down your pants. No-one will beleive that you have a massive 15 inch cock. In the process, don't cut yourself with the bottle, spilling blood and red wine all over the staff area. It now looks like an abottoir.

3. When filling stock, you get mad cravings for random sh*t. Like Spam, Chinese Herbal Tea and Rice Crackers.

4. Hot checkout girls are either: stoners, or completely insane. Sometimes both.

5. It looks slightly suspect when five middle aged men are huddled around the condom stand, seriously guys.

Any Colour You Like wrote: So, two weeks into my new job as a nightfill slave at a supermarket, this is what I have learned. 1. Middle aged women as checkout managers are the scariest people alive. Fact. 2. If you try and steal a bottle of wine, there are several things you should and should not do. Firstly, make sure it its a good bottle, not some cheap South African sh*t. Secondly, don't be a member of staff, on your first day. Thirdly, don't try and run into the toilets to stuff the bottle down your pants. No-one will beleive that you have a massive 15 inch cock. In the process, don't cut yourself with the bottle, spilling blood and red wine all over the staff area. It now looks like an abottoir. 3. When filling stock, you get mad cravings for random sh*t. Like Spam, Chinese Herbal Tea and Rice Crackers. 4. Hot checkout girls are either: stoners, or completely insane. Sometimes both. 5. It looks slightly suspect when five middle aged men are huddled around the condom stand, seriously guys.

Weren't you once a bartender?  What happened to that?

I was a bartender, but now I'm working at the supermarket, it pays better.

#2 was a guy who was hired on training, he lasted 5 hours before he stole that bottle, cut himself, broke the toilet (tried to stuff the bottle down it after he broke it), and got fired. He made something like -$230 that day.

I suppose so, I hardly even saw him that day.

Yo Benningson.

I don't think I was raging at hardcore @ the other thread.

Edited by CCVP - November 21 2010 at 17:02