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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2005 at 17:27
Biggles really nailed it. It's dragonfruit all the way. Anything else is really just vegetables with more sugar and various dodgy tactics to be all non-vegetably.
 
I'd rather have a cucumber, because at least that's a real vegetable, that's not afraid to show it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 08:12
Haven't you heard?

It's scrambled eggs...











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Unfortunately, John came fifth and was stuck with a toaster.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 08:16

Okok- now I KNOW you are all mad. Mad mad MAD. I would say Sushi is progressive food because it seems to have 'all the essentials' but that's not so much progressive as regressive- there is definite NOSTALGIA in the sushi dammit!

So I leave you with an onion. An onion has so many layers yet its so friggin boring! All the layers are the SAME THING!

Sooo I guess you could say A Pavalova is progressive: could be Aussie could be Kiwi- who knows. It's go sweeet creamy layers and fruit of any kind and *drools*

Right- i'm off to the fridge for some midnight lite icecream.....*drools more*

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 11:51

Originally posted by synthguy synthguy wrote:

Yes!
The Tomato is surely the proggiest of the prog foods!
Like prog fans, it is often mistaken for a vegetable!

I would agree with that too : didn't Yes devote an album to : TO(r)MATO ?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 16:42
Chocolate milk with instant coffee and rits mini crackers with cheese. Its more progressive than DT ground in a blender with yes,FKs and spocks beard garnished with a dash of symphony x and porcupine tree
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 21:35
Originally posted by Flyingbebert Flyingbebert wrote:

Originally posted by synthguy synthguy wrote:

Yes!
The Tomato is surely the proggiest of the prog foods!
Like prog fans, it is often mistaken for a vegetable!


I would agree with that too : didn't Yes devote an
album to : TO(r)MATO ?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2005 at 22:13
Everyone is saying fruits, but I belive that blowfish are most prog. I mean come on if you eat the wrong part of one its posionious. But for fruits, whoever said Drangon Fruit I agree with. Also Oranges are more prog than apples. More Psychadellic to.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2005 at 11:50
Coconuts, a little hard to get into but quite satisfying...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 01:42

Originally posted by Violenza Violenza wrote:

Coconuts, a little hard to get into but quite satisfying...

I am allergic to coconuts.But why has nobody championed the cause of that tangerine/mandarin orange hybrid......THE TANGELO!!!!!Certainly the most proggy fruit because it is way underrated and passed over by many.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 01:43
Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Originally posted by Violenza Violenza wrote:

Coconuts, a little hard to get into but quite satisfying...

I am allergic to coconuts.But why has nobody championed the cause of that tangerine/mandarin orange hybrid......THE TANGELO!!!!!Certainly the most proggy fruit because it is way underrated and passed over by many.

And also because hardly anyone has heard of it.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 11:01

I think that cucumbers are really prog.. why?

1) Because they are about 25 cmins long.

2) They have a crunchy Intro/ Outro, but with a softer, more melodic centre.

3) They have a subtle, layered flavour & texture, not at all 'in your face'.

4) It has a 'Close To The Edge' green coating.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 12:22
Progressive food, like good progressive music, is cutting-edge, startling,
witty and highly original. The Fat Duck in Bray, Berkshire (UK), Sketch in
London (UK) and El Bulli in Spain are probably the world's most
progressive restaurants.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 22:41

i like fruit...

 

 

 

...especially starfruit...

 

 

 

...but only when they are ripe and sweet, not tart...

 

 

 

...but mangos are good too...

 

 

 

...in fact, since phish is in the archives and they have a song called "the mango song," then mangos are very prog...

 

 

 

...but hey, what about watermelons...

 

 

 

...frank zappa had a song called "watermelons in easter hay" so that makes watermelons prog too...

 

 

 

...the most non-prog fruit is wihtout a doubt the apple, because chris martin's (from coldplay) child is named Apple.Confused

 

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2005 at 19:57
Originally posted by philippe philippe wrote:

Mushrooms!!


I'd agree
I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked the Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
But he couldn't help me either
They call me the seeker

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2005 at 22:23
Bannanas are definetly pop, because that annoying Gwen Stefani song.  Dragonfruit is obviously prog, for already explained reasons.  Kamquats are geek, for there over use in that HTML book published by O'Reilly.  Spam is comedy, because that parody of Stand by Weird Al.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 18:02
Well I'd say those rainbow ice lollies are the most prog, they simple on the outside yet inside are many layers of differnt flavours to be found creating an overall taste which is tangy, yet also at the ame time blending to create an symphony of flavours.

Also Bannas are the most prog fruit, as they are longer than all others and at first glance look decidily boring yet once you've gotten under the skin is a soft delicious fruit. Also were as other foods like the cabbage just go strait on, the bannana suprises us all by bending off and taking another route.
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