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Poll Question: Which band would kick everyone else's ass, literally?
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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

this isn't scary?


why do you think I've never given them a bad review?


Pansies.  Guy #1 (from the left) looks like a girl (maybe is a girl- I don't know Magma).  Guy #2 looks like he just farted.  Guy #3...okay, Guy #3 could kick my ass (and so could Guy #5, to be honest).  Guy #4 looks like he belongs on "Hannah Montana."  Guy #6  looks like a toothpick with hair.  Guy #7 should be in a lab conducting experiments on what compels bands to make up silly languages.  And Guy# 8 looks like he's auditioning for the part of Saruman the White.

I actually fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.LOL
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Normally I'd go for Magma automatically, but Mikael might be considered a borderline alcoholic if he drinks as much as I've heard he does, and that combined with his BREEing could be scary. In the end, I guess I have to narrow it down to Vander v. Akerfeldt, although I'd imagine some of the sounds that would come from both people would be interesting. Although in the end, Magma has superiority in numbers, so unless Opeth found a way to gain a huge advantage technologically, then Magma would probably win.

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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2008 at 10:51
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by kibble_alex kibble_alex wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

Originally posted by kibble_alex kibble_alex wrote:

Opeth, obviously. Mikael would just growl in their faces and they would all run away, bleeding rectally.


I will never listen to Opeth again Stern Smile


I will never listen to them at all. 


This of course, will only ever occur if you are given a full dose of PURE Mikael growl. The effects are diluted by the mp3 or CD.


With my hemorrhoids, I have enough rectal bleeding as it is, thank you very much.

Thank you for this image. Dead


Yes, Mikael is feared worldwide for being a notorious hemorrhoid exploder. I'd keep my distance if I were you, or you will unintentionally look Death Metal from the waistline downwards
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Tangerine Dream. Edgar always looks like he's pissed off at somebody.
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Tangerine Dream. Edgar always looks like he's pissed off at somebody.


True. LOL

What about Robert Wyatt?
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Mortal Wombat!
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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2008 at 14:39
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Seriously, though.  Is #1 a chick?


Yes, I think it's Vander's wife Stella.

oops, Picard already answered this.


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Now we just need some kick ass theme music and a combatant with four arms...
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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Neal Morse for both
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I really think we need John Zorn for the theme music.

(That's a very cool looking wombat there, by the way. Clap)


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I didn't draw it, just found it on the interwebz
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Hey, I found one as well!

...but it doesn't show. Unhappy


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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I really think we need John Zorn for the theme music.

(That's a very cool looking wombat there, by the way. Clap)


You do. Clap
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No one here thinks that Neal Peart could just wear down the opposition before any melee ensued by just throwing snares and toms?
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

No one here thinks that Neal Peart could just wear down the opposition before any melee ensued by just throwing snares and toms?

Maybe he could even chop their heads off with his cymbals?

Or is that not allowed? Ermm


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He and Vander would have a great cymbal tossing match
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

No one here thinks that Neal Peart could just wear down the opposition before any melee ensued by just throwing snares and toms?

Maybe he could even chop their heads off with his cymbals?

Or is that not allowed? Ermm


I seem to remember this:
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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