Not The Mariah Carey Thread

> Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the
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> waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
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> The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?" The
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> Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the cat,
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> the kid but the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle
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> of my owner's bed." The Doberman says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
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> The Boxer said sadly, "Lethal injection,"
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> The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?"
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> The Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
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> trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
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> carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in
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> my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman
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> inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.
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> The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks what he's at the vet's
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> office for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll
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> hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to
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> hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the
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> shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
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> myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."
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> The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal
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> injection for you too, huh?" The Doberman says, "No, no, I'm here to get
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> my nails clipped."
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