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VanderGraafKommandöh 
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 Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:49 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi. Guy or girl? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:49 |
 JJLehto wrote:
Epic James!
oh dear what did I do here?
You: 22 m US but im into anything and anyone You: Oh wow, New Jersey here Stranger: so into anything and anyone, eh? Stranger: I like older guys, myself You: Well im not much older ha Stranger: to me you are! :p You: lol where in NY? The city? You: Yes, I know of it. I live right next to Manhattan though a little far. We'll have to meet later :( Stranger: it's a long drive, but sure Stranger: are you horny? ;3 You: I need to get laid bad right now honestly Stranger: do you like small petite teens? ;o Stranger: I could definitely go for a f**king right now ): Stranger: I am, kind of a little slut, haha Stranger: you could call me one and use me like one if you wanted ;3 You: :O you know how bad id like that?? Stranger: I like to submit You: holy sh*t you sound awesome Stranger: what would you do if you got your hands on me? You: well...I kind of want to strangle a girl a little bit Stranger: I would be up for it, haha You: o damn! you sound like the sh*t Stranger: anything short of like, beating me Stranger: I
did have one guy who wanted me to like, choke on his cock. Like deep
throat him and then he held my face in crotch while I could barely
breath You: ha! but did you like it? Stranger: kind of, I started to get like, dizzy and disoriented and he let me breath again then You: wow. you are one hot slut, I need a girl like you. to be good to You: but also f**k the sh*t outta you Stranger: be bad to me >:D You have disconnected.
Obvs a guy playing my game OR one narsty ass girl
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lol epic.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:50 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: vomps is that you q.m. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Damn, I guess it wasn't.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:51 |
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I'm not on Omegle k
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:54 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i'm a 67 year old virgin male You: vomps, is that you q.m. You: i know he's a virgin... could be you You: if not have you seen him q.m. You: although he isn't 67 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:55 |
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That was the future me k
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:55 |
Hahahahahaha You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lol I won't let your dick be dried :P , wanna see me squirt? goto "urbandOOtk" (you need to only place a . in place of OO) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Must be a bot.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:56 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thanks for the brief chat.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:57 |
James wrote:
Hahahahahaha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lol I won't let your dick be dried :P , wanna see me squirt? goto "urbandOOtk" (you need to only place a . in place of OO) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Must be a bot.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 01:59 |
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Why does everyone start with saying hi?
Hmm.
The last 3 have anyway.
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JJLehto
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:00 |
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mmmmmm im tired as hell now.
night yall
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:00 |
James wrote:
Why does everyone start with saying hi?
Hmm.
The last 3 have anyway.
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Cause omegle tells them too.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:06 |
Try harder next time bukko, 'cause you're crap at lying. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sorry, no question mark key You: q.m. = question mark Stranger: Ohhhhhhh ok I'm good how r u You: Not bad. Where about in the world are you q.m. You: Oh right, I'm in England but know some Canadians. Stranger: Lol it's quite funny because I'm going to be in England in a few months You: Oh cool. Where abouts? It's a cool place. You: It seems my question mark is a bit sticky... odd, it works sometimes and sometimes not. Stranger: I'm not too sure yet but hopefully somewhere beautiful You: Coming over here to stay q.m. You: Or just a holiday q.m. Stranger: For a few years then I'm going back to the u.k You: Oh, so you're from the UK originally q.m. You: Oh right. Where abouts are you from in England q.m. Stranger: Do you mean the UK? Stranger: Oh great britian You: So you are from Great Britian then q.m. |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:09 |
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So basically Omegle is either horny young girls wanting to cyber, horny young men who pretend to be girls and want to cyber or just men who need to fap at girls pretending to be horny.
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topographicbroadways
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Joined: May 20 2010
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:14 |
James wrote:
Try harder next time bukko, 'cause you're crap at lying.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sorry, no question mark key You: q.m. = question mark Stranger: Ohhhhhhh ok I'm good how r u You: Not bad. Where about in the world are you q.m. You: Oh right, I'm in England but know some Canadians. Stranger: Lol it's quite funny because I'm going to be in England in a few months You: Oh cool. Where abouts? It's a cool place. You: It seems my question mark is a bit sticky... odd, it works sometimes and sometimes not. Stranger: I'm not too sure yet but hopefully somewhere beautiful You: Coming over here to stay q.m. You: Or just a holiday q.m. Stranger: For a few years then I'm going back to the u.k You: Oh, so you're from the UK originally q.m. You: Oh right. Where abouts are you from in England q.m. Stranger: Do you mean the UK? Stranger: Oh great britian You: So you are from Great Britian then q.m.
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I THOUGHT EUROPE WAS A COUNTRY
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:15 |
I know. They couldn't have failed any worse than that. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Excellent. Male or female q.m. You: I am also fine. Fine is a good way to be. You: Ah, finally a male who doesn't disconnect when I say I'm a male. Stranger: u male or female? You: Male the last time I checked. :-D You: It's also good to see you're a male pretending to be female. You: I keep meeting weirdos on here. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by James - January 07 2012 at 02:16
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:49 |
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Blimey. I was just chatting to a guy who lives in Reading, which is about 30 minutes or so away by train. Small world!
Plus we actually had a proper chat too. Not sure he liked Agalloch though...
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 02:52 |
Stranger: falling snow.whoosh straight in wham bam..wkey wakey You: But it's not like the metal you hear all the time. Stranger: after the 1st 1 i was duped into thinking a slow start
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: its enrique, we got disconnected? Stranger: what were we talking about then right before we did get disconnected? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by James - January 07 2012 at 02:59
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A Person
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 03:00 |
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it would be super awesome to sleep now.
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: January 07 2012 at 03:01 |
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Sleep tends to be awesome
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